amorettony Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 Answers to Women's Stupid QuestionsTen Answers Men Would Like to Give to a Woman's Stupid Questions:1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.3. You've got no chance of me calling you.4. No, I won't be gentle.5. Of course you have to swallow.6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.7. I hate your fucking friends.8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonite.9. I'd rather watch a porno.10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lola591 Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO.....MORE!!!!!!!!!!1HEPPY------------------i know u wanna dance, i wanna c u sweat, i wanna c how freaky u can get...baby take me higher!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chinagirl Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 LMAO!!!!! ------------------"Give Junior any three records, and he'll create something greater than the sum of its parts." giggles62@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 RALMFFAO!!!!! That is the funniest thang I have read all day!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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