xxallottaxx Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary.3 youve met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends witht them over a week.4 mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR".5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter.6 you know atleast 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the top of your head.7 youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e).8 you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you.9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less.10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club.12 you know what a blinkie light is.13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway." 14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" .15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.16 you know that pma = bad.17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.22 during the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am.23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice".26 if you live in nj... you are italian. 27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night.28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.29 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenoll that was a tylenoll.30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amaizing , and/or fun.31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth waters...32 you have fought somone over the computor over which is better... sound factory or exit.33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time34 snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside.35 you have say on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing.37 you know that cractory, crack factory, crack shack and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place.38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month.39 you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.40 E jaw is a medical term.Simple fact... Why club people did it right....++++THIS IS VERY TRUE++++read on...a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted...(usually just weed, and or coke)a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted... (usually just weed)a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots, biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litining to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed)a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usually just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago... and he will satr tripping in the back of the police car.)now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves....club people do it right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 hahahahahahaha.... lol.... too funny and too true!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 sue i love you, why the fuk were you not at sf?------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 This is too damn funny!!!!!!!!-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossom like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 That's so true!! ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxallottaxx Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by LikmyLipz:sue i love you, why the fuk were you not at sf?We decided just to go to World. We didn't feel like getting pinned up to the wall up night. How was it? Lata mama...Susie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petrol Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 *THAT* one is getting sent to my best friend.LOL!!!Thank you.------------------"Buckle up"-she knows who she is.AOL IM: petrol01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by xxallottaxx: Im too good for sound factory...lol Just kidding. We decided just to go to World. We didn't feel like getting pinned up to the wall up night. How was it? Lata mama...Susie it was SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk omg soooo much fun, even though i was pressed against a wall for quite a while, and had to ghb sit my friend for a bit... GREAT F'n time, everyone was basically there but jay...i think ima have to get back into the sf habbit soon again... i hate and love that place soooo f'n much it hurts..------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com />http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sote Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 all true, except 26, but especially 36, i say that every damn week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Here's a great on from 2001...41. You haven't attended an afterhours party in 3 or 4 years and you magically end up at one with the same 10 crackheads from years past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxallottaxx Posted July 5 Author Report Share Posted July 5 Haha, wow this is OLD. Allotta X. Dam, what a bad name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibrandon Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 lol.. thats a good bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 u got a bump? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubbinGuido Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Rofl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 damn, i said yes to one to many of those questions ..... i remember when i thought exit was a big as a football field ... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 37 you know that cractory, crack factory, crack shack and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place. :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
promiddleman Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 This shit had me in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mateito Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 good bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 I've been around since 96', but i never understood the water bottle cap thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 I've been around since 96', but i never understood the water bottle cap thingso ur 9 years old??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 in party years, but thats like dog years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 I've been around since 96', but i never understood the water bottle cap thinglosing a water bottle cap can make or break your night, esp. if you're dancing around with the bottle in back pocket of your Jencos......no one wants to pay another $8 for water...that cap was crucial since it kept you off the water refill line in the bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 i see, isee, thats why they used to take caps away at raves ...so u had to buy more.......I would just take other peoples water unless they said something, or cup my hands at the bathroom faucet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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