ladybijan22 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 ------------------Mama always said, It is best to Look like Jackie O, than a Jacked Up Ho!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 LOL, that was silly as Hell! I've never heard some of those you creative bastard you!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melichacha Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 dude... how long did that take you? lol - meli - ------------------ AIM: MeliChaCha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintjsc Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 when you're looking at a movie and out comes a poopie. iliana…iliana…when your eating toaster strudels and it's squirting out like noodles iliana…iliana…when you think it's just a poop but it comes out like campbells soup iliana…iliana…when you're riding on the tram and your butt begins to jam iliana…iliana…when you're playing with your pet and your butt is moist and wet iliana…iliana…when you're playing in the park and you're seeing something dark iliana…iliana…when you're rolling' like a tire cuz your intestines are on fire iliana…iliana…when the feeling's not that nice and you have to flush it twice iliana…iliana…when you're on the seat for hours and it doesn't smell like flowers iliana…iliana…when your stomach starts a rollin' and you're cleaning out your colon iliana…iliana…toilet paper you need to gather cuz your butt worked up a lather iliana…iliana…you think you're feeling better but you keep on getting wetter iliana…iliana…if you think your friends are jokin' but your pants are brown and soakin' iliana…iliana…when you eat at pizza hut and your ass just won't stay shut iliana…iliana…when you've just eaten a weiner and your shit's a little greener iliana…iliana…when it hits you in a flash and you make a gooey splash iliana…iliana…you don't feel like a winner when your butt blows out your dinner iliana…iliana…you really want to shout as it keeps on dripping out iliana…iliana…you're sitting on the pot cuz it's coming out a lot iliana…iliana…you think you're gonna fart but you blow your pants apart iliana…iliana…it sounds just like a horn as your butt pops out some corn iliana…iliana…if your butt's about to spew and there's nothing you can do iliana…iliana…your stomach's feeling wavy while your butt is making gravy iliana…iliana…if you feel you need to scream cuz your butt spews out a cream iliana…iliana…if your fun begins to fizzle cuz you feel it start to drizzle iliana…iliana…you really want to play but your butt begins to spray iliana…iliana…you know you're having trouble when your butt begins to bubble iliana…iliana…that's the way it goes when your butt thinks it's a hose iliana…iliana…if you're feeling kinda funky cuz your butt is kinda skunky iliana…iliana…if you think you hear it raining perhaps your butt is draining iliana…iliana…if you're swimming in a pool and you leave a trail of stool iliana…iliana…when your stomach's really hurting and your butt it starts a squirting iliana…iliana…if your running really fast cuz it's squirting out your ass iliana…iliana…when your sitting on the bowl and stuff is dripping from your hole iliana…iliana…When you're standing in the rain and you're screaming out in pain iliana…iliana…when you're feeling kinda sick and you need a toilet quick iliana…iliana…when you're sliding into first and you feel something burst iliana…iliana…when you're sliding into second and you feel something beckon iliana…iliana…when you're sliding into third and you feel a little turd iliana…iliana…when you're sliding into home and you feel a burst of foam iliana…iliana…when you're driving down the road and you gotta drop a load iliana…iliana…when you're driving in your chevy and you feel something heavy iliana…iliana…when you're driving in your porsche and you feel something scorch iliana…iliana…some people think it's funny but it's really hot and runny iliana…iliana…no pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain iliana…iliana…when you think you've got to fart, but your butt shoots out a dart iliana…iliana…when you're climbing up the ladder and you hear something splatter iliana…iliana…some people say it’s gross but she eats her shit on toast iliana…iliana…ADD YOUR LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OWNING ILI-ASSHOLE.. SO BITCH SIT YOUR ASS DOWNTHE ONETHE ONLYJSC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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