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cwm32.gif LOL, that was silly as Hell! I've never heard some of those you creative bastard you!

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when you're looking at a movie

and out comes a poopie.

iliana…iliana…

when your eating toaster strudels

and it's squirting out like noodles

iliana…iliana…

when you think it's just a poop

but it comes out like campbells soup

iliana…iliana…

when you're riding on the tram

and your butt begins to jam

iliana…iliana…

when you're playing with your pet

and your butt is moist and wet

iliana…iliana…

when you're playing in the park

and you're seeing something dark

iliana…iliana…

when you're rolling' like a tire

cuz your intestines are on fire

iliana…iliana…

when the feeling's not that nice

and you have to flush it twice

iliana…iliana…

when you're on the seat for hours

and it doesn't smell like flowers

iliana…iliana…

when your stomach starts a rollin'

and you're cleaning out your colon

iliana…iliana…

toilet paper you need to gather

cuz your butt worked up a lather

iliana…iliana…

you think you're feeling better

but you keep on getting wetter

iliana…iliana…

if you think your friends are jokin'

but your pants are brown and soakin'

iliana…iliana…

when you eat at pizza hut

and your ass just won't stay shut

iliana…iliana…

when you've just eaten a weiner

and your shit's a little greener

iliana…iliana…

when it hits you in a flash

and you make a gooey splash

iliana…iliana…

you don't feel like a winner

when your butt blows out your dinner

iliana…iliana…

you really want to shout

as it keeps on dripping out

iliana…iliana…

you're sitting on the pot

cuz it's coming out a lot

iliana…iliana…

you think you're gonna fart

but you blow your pants apart

iliana…iliana…

it sounds just like a horn

as your butt pops out some corn

iliana…iliana…

if your butt's about to spew

and there's nothing you can do

iliana…iliana…

your stomach's feeling wavy

while your butt is making gravy

iliana…iliana…

if you feel you need to scream

cuz your butt spews out a cream

iliana…iliana…

if your fun begins to fizzle

cuz you feel it start to drizzle

iliana…iliana…

you really want to play

but your butt begins to spray

iliana…iliana…

you know you're having trouble

when your butt begins to bubble

iliana…iliana…

that's the way it goes

when your butt thinks it's a hose

iliana…iliana…

if you're feeling kinda funky

cuz your butt is kinda skunky

iliana…iliana…

if you think you hear it raining

perhaps your butt is draining

iliana…iliana…

if you're swimming in a pool

and you leave a trail of stool

iliana…iliana…

when your stomach's really hurting

and your butt it starts a squirting

iliana…iliana…

if your running really fast

cuz it's squirting out your ass

iliana…iliana…

when your sitting on the bowl

and stuff is dripping from your hole

iliana…iliana…

When you're standing in the rain

and you're screaming out in pain

iliana…iliana…

when you're feeling kinda sick

and you need a toilet quick

iliana…iliana…

when you're sliding into first

and you feel something burst

iliana…iliana…

when you're sliding into second

and you feel something beckon

iliana…iliana…

when you're sliding into third

and you feel a little turd

iliana…iliana…

when you're sliding into home

and you feel a burst of foam

iliana…iliana…

when you're driving down the road

and you gotta drop a load

iliana…iliana…

when you're driving in your chevy

and you feel something heavy

iliana…iliana…

when you're driving in your porsche

and you feel something scorch

iliana…iliana…

some people think it's funny

but it's really hot and runny

iliana…iliana…

no pain, no strain,

just sit and let it drain

iliana…iliana…

when you think you've got to fart,

but your butt shoots out a dart

iliana…iliana…

when you're climbing up the ladder

and you hear something splatter

iliana…iliana…

some people say it’s gross

but she eats her shit on toast

iliana…iliana…

ADD YOUR LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OWNING ILI-ASSHOLE.. SO BITCH SIT YOUR ASS DOWN

THE ONE

THE ONLY

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