cubano43 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Know Your Horoscope:Aquarius (Jan 23-Feb 22)You have an inventive mind and areinclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. Youmake the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.Pisces (Feb 23- Mar 22)You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You arequick toreprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-offeveryone you come in contact with. You are a prick.Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)You have a wild imagination and often think you arebeing followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minorinfluence on your friends and people resent you forflaunting your power. You lack confidenceand are a general dipshit.Taurus (April 23- May 22)You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination andworklike hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You arenothing but a goddamned communist.Gemini (May 23- June 22)You are a quick and intelligent thinker.People like you because youare bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little.This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thrivingonincest.Cancer (June 23- July 22)You are sympathetic and understanding to other people'sproblems, which makes you a sucker. You are alwaysputting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare andwon't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.Leo (July 23-Aug 22)You consider yourself a born leader.Others think you are an idiot. MostLeosare bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arroganceisdisgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbationmore than sex.Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)You are the logical type and hatedisorder. Your shit- picking attitude is sickening to your friends andco-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fallasleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.Libra (Sept 23- Oct 22)You are the artistic type and have a difficult timedealing with reality. If you are a male you areprobably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gainare nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venerealdisease.Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)You are the worst of the lot. You areshrewd in and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle ofsuccess because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfectson-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22)You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have areckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have notalent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are aworthless piece of shit.Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22)You are conservative and afraid of takingrisks. You are basically chickenshit. There has neverbeen a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.------------------Hey sugar mama come and dance with me, the smartest thing you ever did was take a chance on me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Nice!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Heyyyyyyyy I'm not a commi!! Just stubborn!! BlueAngel------------------“The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.” - Anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 CUBANO, I'M STILL CRACKING UP, HAHA!BY THE WAY, WHAT SIGN ARE U? GLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Cancer (June 23- July 22)You are sympathetic and understanding to other people'sproblems, which makes you a sucker. You are alwaysputting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare andwon't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.Sucker...yes I am and yes I am SUCH the procrastinator, but I think I'm worth a lil more than shiite!-Jamms "seeyaupatrikersimdoingabid"------------------AIM: ynicholas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by blueangel:Heyyyyyyyy I'm not a commi!! Just stubborn!! BlueAngelHahahaha....hey blueangel - you took the words right out of my mouth. So you're a taurus then, huh....well, I think they are the BEST anyway ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 i'm a general dipshit....well i guess that's could be true......(aries)------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 I guess I'm headed to prison... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by cubano43:Know Your Horoscope:Sagittarius (Nov 23- Dec 22)You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.Well, the first sentence is definitely me...------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Hey I am a prefect son of a bitchHow did they know I am a perfectionist? ------------------The music makes the people come together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyco Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by cubano43:Capricorn (Dec 23- Jan 22)You are conservative and afraid of takingrisks. You are basically chickenshit. There has neverbeen a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.Yea.....right on the money.. .....dipshits...Mikey------------------"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 true... ture... ------------------ Hugha.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adamsemail: ibhugh@yahoo.comaolim: hugesk8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 <~~~~~aqauarianNo thats not me at all, definately not! You can even ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild.... who I've seen naked.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 <~~~~~aqauarianNo thats not me at all, definately not! You can even ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild.... who I've seen naked.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 sorry, guys, but I couldn't resist not doing the double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 sorry, guys, but I couldn't resist not doing the double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fou Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 yes def.------------------ HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPERIENCED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubano43 Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Well I'm a general dipshit. Aries ------------------Hey sugar mama come and dance with me, the smartest thing you ever did was take a chance on me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by flying_high: Hahahaha....hey blueangel - you took the words right out of my mouth. So you're a taurus then, huh....well, I think they are the BEST anyway I would have to agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 scorpios are the worst, they are the biggest liars out there. i know this for a fact.....my friend, suzy, dated a scorpio who was born same day, same year as my asshole scorpio lying-sack-of-shit ex bf and they were identical in thier capacity to be a chronic liar....scumbag.......peckerhead......------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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