bodi Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 I know this belongs ont he sex board, but I think I might get more responses here. So here goes, about a year around X-mas time. I was REALLY horny so I had this bright idea to get back together with my ex. To make a long story short, I shelled out $400.00 for a pair of leather pants form Scoop as a X-mas gift just to get laid! Lesson learned...don't get back with ex's till after holidays, birthdays, etcThe relationship dissolved soon after that, she started eating alot of chocolate and the heifer can't even fit in them anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 leather pants......hhhhmmmmm...so valentine's day is coming up hahaha------------------never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 ?------------------ -------------------------e-mail martin_izzo@netzero.net page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <---PEace Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycetouch Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 About two years ago I wanted to take this hot girl out, I knew she was all about me. However I was so broke that I had to donate blood at $20 bucks a pop twice in a week. To make a long story short the fact that I didnt call her for a week pissed her off and the bitch didnt even go out with me, I drank the $40.------------------ The metric system in NYC High Schools: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by bodi:To make a long story short, I shelled out $400.00 for a pair of leather pants form Scoop as a X-mas gift just to get laid! Well, take the average dollar value of getting laid, times the number of times you got laid, compare to the $400-figure, and you'll get the answer whether it was worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 I told the girl "we're not REALLY cousins, our parents are just good friends." You should see our children.........------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Pardon? Perhaps to know what time Digweed goes on?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstripe Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Well, take the average dollar value of getting laid, times the number of times you got laid, compare to the $400-figure, and you'll get the answer whether it was worth it!The perfect pimp's accountant. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubhead32 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Well there was this 1 time..... at band camp....over this past summer....when a certain girl that I liked made me put on a dress just cuz she wanted me too....just to get a piece......hahaha......just fuckin wit everybody that shit didn't really happen!!!!------------------ Why I love TWILO:Best musicBest crowdBest afterhours.....nuff saidSEE YA UNDER THE BALL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 i hope this guy is kidding.. Originally posted by Crackorn:I told the girl "we're not REALLY cousins, our parents are just good friends." You should see our children......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilo Beauty Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Gone to a clubnyc meet-up.bwaahaahaa-iliana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by back2basics-:Lied.yep... same here------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodi Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 NYCtouch,Thats fucking hilarious! I'm sorry for laughing man, you were better off without her anyways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by Crackorn:I told the girl "we're not REALLY cousins, our parents are just good friends." You should see our children.........ROFLMFAO!!!!Got any pics, Cracky? ;-)-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by nycetouch:About two years ago I wanted to take this hot girl out, I knew she was all about me. However I was so broke that I had to donate blood at $20 bucks a pop twice in a week. To make a long story short the fact that I didnt call her for a week pissed her off and the bitch didnt even go out with me, I drank the $40.Bet if she knew you were selling bodily fluids to go out with her she wouldn't have been so pissed That's the best one yet!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpnrun Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 told her i loved her..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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