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i'm going to toot my own horn and say i'm an excellent cook, that is when i can be bothered to do it but i must say my ex was treated very well, infact that fuck still has all my cookbooks and he won't give them back..........

i like the naked chef, he's cute and well, that's basically all i know about him b/c i've never really watched him.......

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Renaming the thread:

potential husbands post here

I CAN cook, I PREFER not to.

It's not as much fun when you're cooking for picky kids!

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Originally posted by cathyo:

Renaming the thread:

potential husbands post here

I CAN cook, I PREFER not to.

It's not as much fun when you're cooking for picky kids!

that's so true . . .

everytime i cook for guests they all say "you're perfect husband material" . . .

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Originally posted by eggmok:

oh right, right i read that aritcle in the post "wave of lost dogs and cats" . . .

it was next to the article "sex change success story: iliana escobar" . . .

Hmm..does eggcock= subconscience "in the closet" homosexual? Why are you soo into sex changes and penises?? Hmm? Tell me, why?

I think I've seen you sucking paris' dick to get into sf. Remember..that time you couldn't get in because you were ugly and you shop at k-mart and you cook dogs..remember??

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Originally posted by iliana:

Hmm..does eggcock= subconscience "in the closet" homosexual? Why are you soo into sex changes and penises?? Hmm? Tell me, why?

I think I've seen you sucking paris' dick to get into sf. Remember..that time you couldn't get in because you were ugly and you shop at k-mart and you cook dogs..remember??

-iliana

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boooooo . . .

i've never been to sf . . .

don't you know when to quit . . .

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Originally posted by iliana:

hmm... dying to see another penis?? Doesn't sound good to me.

eggmock really wants to be eggcock....

so so sad.

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not just "another" that i'm dying to see, it's yours that fascinates me . . .

do you pee sitting or standing up . . .

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Originally posted by eggmok:

yes i dabble in the cullinary arts and my tasters all love my crab and artichoke dip . . .

my favorite show is iron chef, go figure . . .

You ?? Cooking?? That explains why there's been a wave of "lost" dogs and cats!

Bastard! You'll burn in hell for that!

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I like to cook Tuna Fish with my jizz in lieu of mayo. Then I like to put my rock-hard member in it while I call out "eggmok", "eggmok" then my gf walks in and I get red-faced and I tell her I fell. then I post on the board with some porn playing in a constant loop as the butt-plug gets more tingly.

Anyone wanna check my prostate?

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