ichernomor Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Now, boys and girls, I did not come up with these jokes, so don't kill the messenger .Q: Why is anal sex better then normal sex?A: It's warm, it's tight and more degrading to womenQ : What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?A : Break her fingers so she can't tell anyoneQ: What is better than winning a medal at theSpecial Olympics?A: Not being retardedQ: What's blue and fucks old people?A: HypothermiaQ: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?A: The dishes if she knows what's good for herQ: How do you swat 200 flies at one timeA: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.Q: What is the definition of "making love"?A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in electrical tape?A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.Q: What do 54,000 abused woman every year have in common?A: They don't fucking listen.Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?A: GonorrheaQ: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?A: DrownsQ: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?A: You know she'll swallow.Q: Why did God create yeast infections?A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacondatro Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 now thats some pretty funny ish.i had to print it out so i can read it to the guys tonight while their all smokin blunts. ------------------ "Playa bust a Uee then, Fire up that duby then." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xhead68 Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA,i LOVE these types of jokes.But when I tell them to people( my g/f or other stupid girls) they fuckin' hit. But i know that they're laughing on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 very amusing!!!!As I always say if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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