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As most of you have probably noticed...I've been cursed with approx. 3 asses. I'll be happy to donate 1 or 2 of them to you. I'll give you the lofty, tight one which is hiding underneath the 2 saggy, meaty ones.

As for Jammy---don't fall for that! She got her bum filthy at Twilo during Diggers and is just trying to pawn if off on someone else---NICE TRY!!!!

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LMAO.....go Cracky smile.gif

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Originally posted by suedenyc:

As for Jammy---don't fall for that! She got her bum filthy at Twilo during Diggers and is just trying to pawn if off on someone else---NICE TRY!!!!

i'll take it...

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Originally posted by stacychase:

Happy searching... A good ass is hard to find.... wink.gif

...or you might say a hard ass is good to find...

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Originally posted by suedenyc:

As for Jammy---don't fall for that! She got her bum filthy at Twilo during Diggers and is just trying to pawn if off on someone else---NICE TRY!!!!

Hey I have quality high-grade A arse there Rich, dirt and grime are repelled from it! As for you p00h I would do a trade but then I would be content with grabbing me own arse...Thats no fun frown.gif.

-Jamms "pinesoldoesthetrickforthan'airsy'feeling"

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I have been told countless times I have the perfect butt for a guy (I have no idea what the critera is), but I finally learned to accept it.

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I need an ass pretty badly. I don't know how I've survived all these years without one. I've tried everything- squats, running, eating massive amounts of hay. I even tried connecting my cable line to the end of my penis and changing the channels very rapidly. Nothing. I can't afford the implants so I was hoping someone from the board could sell me some of their ass. Thank you.

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you can borrow my arse, crack cwm32.gif ...just be sure to return it in pristine condition (ie: don't sit on it too often). Thanks...

-Jamms "yourarselendingfriend"

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well i definately have enough to share.. id be glad to donate to the "Crackorn Ass Fund"... anything to help a white boy hehe

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Originally posted by Crackorn:

I need an ass pretty badly. I don't know how I've survived all these years without one. I've tried everything- squats, running, eating massive amounts of hay. I even tried connecting my cable line to the end of my penis and changing the channels very rapidly. Nothing. I can't afford the implants so I was hoping someone from the board could sell me some of their ass. Thank you.

LOL!!!

You fawkin crack me up !

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Originally posted by jammy:

you can borrow my arse, crack cwm32.gif ...just be sure to return it in pristine condition (ie: don't sit on it too often). Thanks...

-Jamms "yourarselendingfriend"

Huh Huh Huh....she said ARSE CRACK!!!

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OK, as much as I would find it very sexy personally to walk around with a woman's ass, I'd rather have some of the boys respond. The padding is interesting, but I'd feel too "fake" with a plastik arse. Where are the Korzo's and Mario's who's asses are held in such high regard by the females of the board? C'mon, boys. Spread the love a little.

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