cuteboobie Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 so here's the story...my roomie comes home from class today and announces that there is a porn festival tonite (huge smile on my face!!!) in the lecture halls and that some ex porno star is gonna speak of her past career and feminism and what not...i was unsure of whether to go or now, but i figured porn is porn so might as well...anyway, we showed up to this place and at the front door, there was a whole table with condoms and other goodies of the sort...we go in and they say we r gonna watch two movies, so we r all excited....well the first movie was scary...it was about a girl who became a guy and first they showed explicit details of all the surgeries, including his penis attachment...and then his first "fuck" with some porn star Annie Sprinkle...well apparently he now had a penis and a vagina and since his penis couldnt get hard he had to put a finger up his shaft in order to have sex...anyways, after being totally freaked out by the first one, they popped the second one in...this one included scenes from all of Annie's hundreds of movies...some scenes were sooo gross...everything was really close up and it wasnt pretty...hell they even had puking shots...eventually, my stomach couldnt handle anymore so we left...so now I HATE PORN!!! and i probably wont sleep for days....aaaaahhhhh im so afraid------------------didn't know i was looking for love till i found u.....i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 I guess there's no accounting for taste...surgery..... to get a.... (ugh)------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter><Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!> <I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!? Now back up and give me some dancin' room!!>--- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceaction Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 There is NO such thing as BAD porn!Porn is an absolute...Anything else is just shporn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 listen....porn is a purely subjective genre...you take what it gives you...people have a fetish like watersports or fucking goats or something disgusting like that that other people (or most people) find a total turnoff...she just participated in that for whatever reason...------------------Coming soon...The signature that will end all signatures...AOL: Highmay9Napster: Jayme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playboychick Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 All I wanna know is, what school do you go to??? Man, we never had those kinds of festivals when I was in college. We had the "Dutch Festival". Woohoo! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emiliep Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 hey cuteboobie, aren't you the girl that goes to binghamton? was that class taught by a bald-headed gay professor? if only our parents knew what our education is coming to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djustinh Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 puke shots? damn yo, what the fuck does that have to do with porn? ------------------a mind stretched by new dimensions can never be the same againYour laughing at me cause I am different? Shit, im laughing at you cause your all the fucking same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by tranceaction:There is NO such thing as BAD porn!Porn is an absolute...Anything else is just shporn.I have many a time questioned the very nature of porn, and the only conclusion I could come to is a very Zen one:It's not porn if you can't jerk off to it. Based on this, I would say that Ms. Sprinkle's lecture did not actually include porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Sorry you had to go through that sweety!I hope your not scared!------------------As I dance I create my own language... with every beat of my heart is the music I will dance through life to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 well...last nite was a little weird...after lying in bed for a few hours me and my roomie did fall asleep, but i woke up in a sweat this morning...anyways in regards to all ur questions...i do go to binghamton and no the class is taught by this young girl she has piercings everywhere...its interesting...the festival was to support a new club they opened called sex acts...oh well go figure...i am a little better now but i'll never look at porn the same...what a shame------------------didn't know i was looking for love till i found u.....i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 oops------------------didn't know i was looking for love till i found u.....i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now?[This message has been edited by cuteboobie (edited 04-04-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceaction Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by roadrunner: I have many a time questioned the very nature of porn, and the only conclusion I could come to is a very Zen one:It's not porn if you can't jerk off to it. I dunno... I remember when all the porn movies out there had nasty skanks like sharon mitchell and nina hartley and ugly mugs such as ron jeremy... but it was porn.. its kind of like one had to grudgingly jerk off to it... "i dont want too.. i mean the girls are ugly.. but its porn dammit!"These kids nowadays dont know how lucky they have it.. Just get on the Internet and instant porn.. I used to be happy when Daisy Duke would hike up her shorts or Barbi Benton would appear in a bikini on Fantasy Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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