vampienyc10 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Summer Shoe Pledge Please raise your big toes and repeat after me: As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes. I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe. I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there. (NOTE: Sandalfoot pantyhose are acceptable)If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. I will not live in corn denial, rather Iwill lean on my good friend Dr. Schollsif my feet need him. I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone downwith me as I fall and break my ankle. I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages. If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated. I will be brutally honest with my friend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are aslong as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good. This is my summershoe pledge to you. ------------------ AIM vampienyc10e-mail: vampie@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 I, jammy (alias: jamjimvin) will hereby abide by these rules or suffer disastrous consequences... -Jamms "freetobe"------------------MUSIC is one thing...but soul is another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 LMAO!!!! SO TRUE!I vow to follow the instructions of this oath!!LADIES IF YOU HAVE WINTER FEET KEEP THEM IN THE BOOTS, PLEASE!!!!!------------------ People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russ reign Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Its about time someone did this lol...Hey Marcella I didnt even know that was you I was talking to in the booth at Cyberia until Kat mentioned you the next day... ha ha shows how good my memory is lol... ------------------Upcoming Gigs:3/24 - Shadow Lounge, Miami3/31 - Arena, Albany NY4/7 - Pure, Detroit4/14 - Deep, Long Island4/21 - Arena, Albany NY4/28 - Webster Hall, NYCwww.djrussreign.comNY METS 2000 NL CHAMPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melichacha Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Yes. Even dancers must abide by these rules, tough as it may be! lol - meli - ------------------ "This is not political - it's just that I demand attention when I walk into the room..." -- Nelly FurtadoAIM: MeliChaCha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 LOL!!! Too funny!Yes, absolutely I will hereby abide by these rules as well!!BlueAngel------------------“Those people who are uncomfortable in themselves are disagreeable to others.” — William Hazlitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted April 24 Author Report Share Posted April 24 Originally posted by russ reign:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Its about time someone did this lol...Hey Marcella I didnt even know that was you I was talking to in the booth at Cyberia until Kat mentioned you the next day... ha ha shows how good my memory is lol... hahah You are such a dingbat......------------------ AIM vampienyc10e-mail: vampie@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 LOLYes-I promise to follow all of the above rules!BTW is there anyway we can get this posted in the paper or something.There are poor souls out there that really need some direction. ------------------As I dance I create my own language... with every beat of my heart is the music I will dance through life to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 LMAO!!! Nice one girl!!I, cmb1975, do hereby agree to follow the above stated rules!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 I am freshly painted with well fitting sandals and toe ring as we speak!I vow to follow all rules **Down with scary toes** I understand you can't pick the feet you're born with but...the decision to expose them is all up to you and one not to be taken lightly.------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ AIM: cathyoNYC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 my BIGGEST pet peeve is feet, so believe me when I read this shit i was rolling on the friggin floor!You are too funny girl!I hereby, solemly swear to abide by all rules as follows and will do my best to patrol for women who knowingly break these rules!------------------ *...have the ability to let that which does not matter, truly slide.*-Ed Norton-Fight Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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