carsonfever Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 .....------------------FeverUSC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 Why aren't you smiling, you have such a pretty face?How old are you, let me see you ID? I don't believe it!What kind of shampoo do you use? you hair smells great!You have the nicest shaped eyes?------------------Good time had by all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonfever Posted September 6 Author Report Share Posted September 6 damn that is some whack shit...i never use pick up lines....they are so corny...i usually attract the ladies from dancing anyway...and then carry on a normal convo...and its a lot easier after a few drinksThe worst ones have gotta be the "do you have (nationality) in you" "no" "would you like some" and corny ones like that...lolThat one with the pizza and fuckin is funny but will never work...hahaOh and never used a pick up line....corny!!!Mike.------------------FeverUSC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 You wanted to hear some of the worst pick up lines...here ya go and by the way, I would never ever say these to a girl:If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.------------------**Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm** shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted September 6 Report Share Posted September 6 somebody had better call god, bc i think one of his angels has escaped.------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh I got one... friend a mine used this one a while back:"Yo shorty, you look like Campbells soup.You know what I'm sayin'? MMMMMM MMMMMM good."That one's classic... and now that it's out there.. prolly gonna be used more often.------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 wanna fuck me?------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilly Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 some guy actually came up to me and said.."You have the cutest toes I have ever seen"sad------------------" I give in to sin ..Because you have to make this life liveable "-DMSmoknjilly@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kove Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Most famous: I don't use pickup lines j/kThe only one I've ever used, and it actually worked, so I don't press my luck and use it again: Walk up to her with a quarter in my hand (you can tell it's been a while back). Open her hand, palm up, let her see the quarter and then curl her hand back. Let her think for a minute and then say - "that's to call your boyfriend. Tell him you won't be home tonight".::bows:: Thank you, thank you.------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marjorie Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 Q: Hey, How ya Doin? Where are you from?A: Long IslandQ: Ok, so your number's 516.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 best: "hi, im (insert name here)"worse: anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollabill25 Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Damn girl are you hungry? No why? Cause your looking at me like I'm a fuckin Porkchop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepped Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 My boy would go up to a girl and be like :"whats your cell phone number, I'm gonna call you right now and leave you a voice mail for tomorrow", EVEY SINGLE ONE WOULD GIVE HIM THIER NUMBER and he would pull out his celly, but it hasn't been turned on in 6 months..... There were times when they would give him their number and he would know thier name name 'cause he already did it the week before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 1. those are some nice jeans. how long you been wearin' them jeans for? why don't you wear 'em for about 2, 3 more hours, then i'll buy you a new pair.2. girl, you like a tree. i just wanna cut you down and lay down beside you.guaranteed, every time.------------------*i'm in love with the modern world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 hey honey wanna dance...................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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