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best/worst pick-up lines.....


carsonfever

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damn that is some whack shit...i never use pick up lines....they are so corny...i usually attract the ladies from dancing anyway...and then carry on a normal convo...and its a lot easier after a few drinks

The worst ones have gotta be the "do you have (nationality) in you" "no" "would you like some" and corny ones like that...lol

That one with the pizza and fuckin is funny but will never work...haha

Oh and never used a pick up line....corny!!!

Mike.

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You wanted to hear some of the worst pick up lines...here ya go

and by the way, I would never ever say these to a girl:

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

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Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh I got one... friend a mine used this one a while back:

"Yo shorty, you look like Campbells soup.

You know what I'm sayin'? MMMMMM MMMMMM good."

That one's classic... and now that it's out there.. prolly gonna be used more often.

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Most famous: I don't use pickup lines smile.gif j/k

The only one I've ever used, and it actually worked, so I don't press my luck and use it again: Walk up to her with a quarter in my hand (you can tell it's been a while back). Open her hand, palm up, let her see the quarter and then curl her hand back. Let her think for a minute and then say - "that's to call your boyfriend. Tell him you won't be home tonight".

::bows:: Thank you, thank you.

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My boy would go up to a girl and be like :

"whats your cell phone number, I'm gonna call you right now and leave you a voice mail for tomorrow", EVEY SINGLE ONE WOULD GIVE HIM THIER NUMBER and he would pull out his celly, but it hasn't been turned on in 6 months..... There were times when they would give him their number and he would know thier name name 'cause he already did it the week before smile.gif

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1. those are some nice jeans. how long you been wearin' them jeans for? why don't you wear 'em for about 2, 3 more hours, then i'll buy you a new pair.

2. girl, you like a tree. i just wanna cut you down and lay down beside you.

guaranteed, every time.

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