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bobadrinker

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wanna get outta here grab a slice of pizza and fuck...

no joke, my boy said this to a beautiful "older" lady at a bar one night..she thought it was so funny and cute that someone would say something so rediculous like that,needless to say... that night my boy ate pizza and fucked.

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you must be exhausted, cause you've been running through my mind all nite.

but the all time classic has gotta be: are your pants made of mirrors? cause i can see myself inside them.

this guy i know actually used that line one nite when he was e-tarted to this chick, and i never saw anyone get slapped so hard in my life. if was so funny i would have pissed my pants, if i didnt have e-pee.

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