rachel1997 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 A blonde at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator." "So, what will you do when the batteries run out and you can't have your orgasm?" asked her friend "No problem, I'll fake like always." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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