rachel1997 Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 A blonde at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator." "So, what will you do when the batteries run out and you can't have your orgasm?" asked her friend "No problem, I'll fake like always." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonfever Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Nah...What do you call a blonde standing on her head?A brunette with bad breath...Mike.------------------"Clothes Minded?"--Kenneth Cole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 did she look like this? ------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Float like a butterfly,Sting like a bee.I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!?Now back up and give me some dancin' room!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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