carsonfever Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 1. The TeabaggingThe all time classic maneuver of tapping your cockon a chick's foreheadwhile she is sucking on your balls, and utteringthe timeless phrase--"Who's Your daddy?"2. The HoudiniGoing at it doggy-style until you are just about tocum, then pull out andspit on her back so she thinks that you have. Whenshe turns around a blastis unleashed into her face and she is left shockedand amazed, wondering howyou managed it.3. The Angry DragonImmediately after you blow your load in a girl'smouth, smack the back ofher head and make it come out her nose. When shegets up, she'll look like anangry dragon.4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping BitchThe once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamyload down the back of agirl's throat and then proceeding to give her alarge cold bottle of yourfavorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle itdown. Then, shake her headvigorously back and forth to create the CumGuzzling, Sperm Burping effect. Agreat way to impress your friends.5. Dirty SanchezA time honored event in which while laying the bonedoggy-style, you insertyour finger into her asshole. You then pull it outand wipe it across herupper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makesher look like someonewhose name is Dirty Sanchez.6. The Donkey PunchBanging a girl doggy style and then moments beforeyou cum, you stick yourdick in her ass and then punch her in the back ofthe neck. The blow to theneck will stun the muscles in the female's ass,which will constrict thepenis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experiencewhen you ejaculate.7. The Flaming AmazonThis one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. Whenyou're screwing somechick, right when your about to cum, pull out andquickly grab the nearestlighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguishthe flames with yourjizz!8. The Flying CamelA personal favorite. As she is lying on her backand you are hammering heron your knees, you very carefully move forward andprop yourself (withoutusing your arms) on your dick while it is stillinserted in her verticalseafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms andlet out a long shriekinghowl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move.9. The ScrewnicornWhen a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her foreheadand proceeds to go ather partner like a crazed unicorn.10. The Zombie MaskWhile getting head from your favorite,unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tellher you want her to look right up at you with those"pretty little eyes" whenyou blow your load. Then, just when you're ready tospew a good weeks worthof goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes.This temporary state of blindness will produce thezombie effect as shestumbles around the room with arms outstretched, andmoaning like the walking dead.Mike. ------------------AIM: Carson11115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lola591 Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 lmao------------------i know u wanna dance, i wanna c u sweat, i wanna c how freaky u can get...baby take me higher!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 ok...this is like 10x I'm reading something like this...can't you guys cUm up w/ something new already ...thank you ...and have a GREAT Friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lola591 Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 lmao------------------i know u wanna dance, i wanna c u sweat, i wanna c how freaky u can get...baby take me higher!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANTONIOVILLA Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Fucking Hilarious!!!!!Good shit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANTONIOVILLA Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Fucking Hilarious!!!!!Good shit!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meth Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 The Superman-if your girl passes out on you, then jerk off on her back and press the sheets to her back and go to sleep. when she wakes up in the morning she will have a cape.meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabidpanda Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 lmao... great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonfever Posted November 5 Author Report Share Posted November 5 Originally posted by risa06:ok...this is like 10x I'm reading something like this...can't you guys cUm up w/ something new already ...thank you ...and have a GREAT FridayEveryone else liked it... ------------------AIM: Carson11115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porn Posted November 5 Report Share Posted November 5 LMFA!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 oh my god dude i was laughing out loud i gotta send that to some people ... good shit ... ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 LMAO!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtjeremy Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 is there a version of this list with a scorecard attached so we can play along at home? I suspect some of these activities are worth more points than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 hell yeah man...funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 after i fowarded that around to some friends one of them pointed out that u left out the bucking bronco /....Bucking Bronco:while fucking in the doggy style position reach around and grab onto the girls boobs ... then scream out another girls name and see how long you can hold on ... ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonfever Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 Originally posted by joeydollaz:after i fowarded that around to some friends one of them pointed out that u left out the bucking bronco /....Bucking Bronco:while fucking in the doggy style position reach around and grab onto the girls boobs ... then scream out another girls name and see how long you can hold on ... Holy shit I am gonna try that one!!!!! LMFAO!!!!! ------------------AIM: Carson11115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 LMAO,LMAOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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