notforkids Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 sup, kids-Hey, it's been a while...Anyway, I fucked up my lower back this weekend... pulled a muscle or some such shit... was doing all kinds of ill positions... picking her up off the bed and shit... carrying her around the house and shit... then it all just fell to pieces on Monday... now it hurts to walk.. and I feel like a decrepit old man... pelvic thrusts are out of the question for at least a week... and the tiger balm massages and sympathy bj's are like torture since I can't do anything else... and it even hurts with her on top cuz the strain is right down around my coccyx...AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!So, anyone else ever hurt themselves during wild sex?PEACE,NotForKidsPathetic Shell of a Man------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 ha ha, you played too much this time mofo. This never happened to me, i'm pretty flexible and the worst sideffect to rough/creative sex was soreness for the next two days. ...shit happens dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shady609 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 On 2 occasions I have hurt myself relatively seriously during sex. The first was when my girlfriend at the time and i tumbled out of my loft (college dorm) one night during sex after a wild night of drinking. The second was with the same girl while rolling, we collided heads and her headbut broke my nose. As blood flowed frely from my nose i quickly grabbed the nearest piece of clothing, my T-shirt, held it to my face, and continued to pound away. Probably not the most exciting answers you'll get, but they are definitely true...God i miss her!"silly old woman ...you knew i was a snake" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 well, i never hurt myself, but we started a fire when the pillow and the candle met... ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 You are getting OLD my dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next time ask HER to carry YOU around the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 I think I should try out this guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by rachel1997:I think I should try out this guy... Be careful, he knows where you live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 sup, kids-Looks like it's time for this "old man" to set some things straight... sosultan-hehe I think I already made the fact of my exceptional flexibility clear in my previous thread, by which you were so grossed out... Remember??mysteriousss-Did I forget to mention that she was thrashing around like a madwoman in a storm of heat and lust? And that I was standing in the middle of her studio, holding her aloft with no support other than my own two feet?rachel1997-NOW you've got the right idea, doll... I'll be seeing you soon, k? Wow, am I the only one who's ever suffered such a mishap? *sigh* This week has sucked utterly... I hereby decree that this week shall be known forevermore as "NFK's Week of Affliction" I wonder what other calamities the Fates have in store for me...PEACE,NotForKidsNeeds A Massage!------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 on any regular occasion, i'm good . . . but i've been having back problems, which def. has put a damper on things recently. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Can't say that I've caused myself or my partner any serious injuries, but there have been occassions where one or the other of us is "put out of commission" for a day or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by mysteriousss: Be careful, he knows where you live HOLY SHIT!!I forgot about that!!!LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohrichy Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by divalicious:well, i never hurt myself, but we started a fire when the pillow and the candle met... HEy Diva, Same thing happen to me.But I also burnt the carpet when I threw the pillow on the floor to put it out.A wild night indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Never Hrt Just sore a bit!!!------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by notforkids:sup, kids-sosultan-hehe I think I already made the fact of my exceptional flexibility clear in my previous thread, by which you were so grossed out... Remember??oh, i rememember, it's the one where u said that u suck your own dickno offense, but i do think that shit is gross - if you insist on dwelling on that subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibelong2thenight Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 i've been left with numerous bruises on my lower back from hand railings. many of the railings at clubs i frequent position perfectly above my butt... go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 hmmm.....i think i'm the only one who has a scar because things "got too damn freaky"------------------"you ain't licking this, you ain't sticking this!"(lil kim) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eltigre01 Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Aside from the occasional rug burns, the only other "painful" experience that comes to mind was one after-noon during some freaky wild animal fuck of a lifetime shit my dick slipped out and on the forward thrust was slammed into her ass cheek. I swear I heard my dick break. I was walking funny for two days, it turned black and blue where it had bent and was sensitive all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted November 17 Author Report Share Posted November 17 Originally posted by eltigre01:I swear I heard my dick break.Oh shit, man! This can really happen; you can actually rupture the walls of the caverns that make up the penis.OUCH!I have a pic of the horrific results at home; I'll post it ASAP!Caution: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!PEACE,NFKNot THAT Bent------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Originally posted by glowjob:hmmm.....i think i'm the only one who has a scar because things "got too damn freaky"Do not wory.There are more of us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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