jammy Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 THE FREAK TESTHAVE YOU EVER : (Keep track of your pts.)1. Had sex? (5 points)2. Given oral sex? (5 pts) To orgasm? (5pts) Received oral sex (5 pts) To orgasm? (5 pts)3. Swallowed Cum? (5pts)4. Practice bondage, or Sado-masichistic behavior? (5 pts)5. Had anal sex (5pts) To orgasm? (5 pts)6. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (10 pts)7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10pts)8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7pts)9. Used sex toys? (7 pts)10. Bought a dirty magazine? (3 pts)11. Watch a porno movie? (3 pts)12. Been in a 69? (3 pts)13. Had phone sex? (5 pts)14. Masturbated? (5pts.) In a public place? (5pts)15. Had sex in a public place? (5 pts) Park? (1pt) Subway (3 pts) Alley Way? (2 pts) Train or Bus Station? (3 pts) Public Bathroom? (3pts)16. Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)17. Participated in an orgy? (10 pts)18. Watched someone having sex? (7 pts.)19. Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)20. Sucked or licked your own : Females- Breast or pussy? (12 Pts) Males-Dick? (12 Pts)21. Paid for sex? (8pts)22. Been paid for sex? (8pts)23. Had a one night stand? (8 pts)24. Pass out during sex? (5 pts)25. Had an STD? (8 pts)26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts)27. Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3pts ea)Ladies extra credit: (be honest)28. Got a facial (cum in your face)and liked it?(15pts)Men extra credit: (be honest)29. Has a woman sat on your face? (10pts) To orgasm? (5pts)30. Have you ever had a snow ball? (7pts) (If you don't know what it is, the answer is no.)31. Have you ever been video taped? (8pts)32. How many positions have you been in? (1 pt ea)33. Had sex for more than 4 hrs without stopping? (4pts)34. Have you ever had your salad tossed? (ass eaten) (5pts)35. Ever had sex with a relative? (10 pts, 5 if you didn't know that person was related to you)36. Ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend? (5pts) End up liking them better? (9pts)37.Are you horny now? (3pts)Scoring:1-35: How Does it look up there with the angels?36-70: Bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed class.71-105: Ok, you're just on the outskirts of being a freak.106-140: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!141-175: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!!176-210: You are the Dean of Freak College..211 up: You have reached middle age (35 up)---------------------------------------------So how did you score? ~*Jam*~------------------...I can't see you, you can't see me!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 i got 71-105...hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cytherea Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I'm a freak! my mom would be so proud ------------------“Our strength is often composed of theweakness we’re damned if we’re going to show.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboybleu Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 i got 141-175. DAMN im a freak. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Ummmmmm.... I got a 245. WTF does that mean????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinergygrl Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 141..... it might be a little higher, but I couldn't remember all the positions we have been in. Too many to count!! Damn it, now I am super sexually frustrated. And I won't see my bf for another week. What are you people trying to do to me!!!!! I swear I am going to jump on him before he even gets in the door. -SIN------------------Damn the man, save the empire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted October 25 Author Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by ibhugh:Ummmmmm.... I got a 245. WTF does that mean????? F R E A K ~*Jam*~------------------...I can't see you, you can't see me!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 191 - the dean of freak college, eh? than goodness i've calmed myself down a lil luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 that was my problem too - couldn't remember all places outside the bedroom (i'm def. not a fan of sex in beds, i don't know why), and couldn't remember the positions . . .luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by jammy: F R E A K ~*Jam*~I'm a super freaka super freakI'm super freakin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 funny ha ha rob.luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonthesorcerer Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 i got a 320.. (that positions-points question just made me a freak LOL) am i a middle-aged freak now???simonthesorcerer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonfever Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 God...i only got a 125...i think the scale needs to be changed for all those 300+ scores we got...I couldnt remember all the positions...and all the places outside...oh well...Mike.------------------The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 176-210: You are the Dean of Freak Collegethats me------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhel Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I got a 192, and this survey has now made me horny. I'm going to go rub one out, if anybody would like to come and watch to increase their points!!! ------------------This Friday!!! Catch me on the 1 & 2's Mainfloor of Tunnel opening for Eddie Baez & KeiokiFor guestlist call (212) 592-1750 or email HalloweenNYC@excite.com / DJSuhel@aol.comBe sure to mention the SNS LIST at the door for REDUCED ADMISSION!!!Not everybody understands house music. It's a spiritual thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhel Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by notforkids:sup, kids-I got a 369! *sigh* I miss college... and last weekend... And who the hell came up with this points structure? A guy sucking his own cock should get much more than a measly 12 pts! Only like 1 in 1000 men can do that...hehe In fact, see my new thread in a few minutes...Peace,NotForKidsRemembers the Positions and the Placesif i could suck my own cock i would never leave my house!!!!------------------This Friday!!! Catch me on the 1 & 2's Mainfloor of Tunnel opening for Eddie Baez & KeiokiFor guestlist call (212) 592-1750 or email HalloweenNYC@excite.com / DJSuhel@aol.comBe sure to mention the SNS LIST at the door for REDUCED ADMISSION!!!Not everybody understands house music. It's a spiritual thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 damn you ppl are fucked up I only scored a 103. I wanna hang with ya'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdogg Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Only 143....I guess that there is really something wrong with me...------------------Revenge is a dish best served with an appetizer of whoop-ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scandalgirl Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 I am SO past being that middle-age. ------------------~~~Scandal~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Oh shit! 180 here.. Bonafide freak? Me? LOL..[This message has been edited by mysteriousss (edited 10-25-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 sup, kids-I got a 369! *sigh* I miss college... and last weekend... And who the hell came up with this points structure? A guy sucking his own cock should get much more than a measly 12 pts! Only like 1 in 1000 men can do that...hehe In fact, see my new thread in a few minutes...Peace,NotForKidsRemembers the Positions and the Places------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by notforkids:sup, kids-I got a 369! *sigh* I miss college... and last weekend... And who the hell came up with this points structure? A guy sucking his own cock should get much more than a measly 12 pts! Only like 1 in 1000 men can do that...hehe In fact, see my new thread in a few minutes...Peace,NotForKidsRemembers the Positions and the PlacesThe guy sucking his own dick should get a 50% reduction surgery.. That is NASTY.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Ok something is WRONG with ME!I gotta stop with all this crap but I got a 367.My mom would freak if she knew....Im going to reform! Remembering all the positions was a lil rough though. I actually have a pamphlet of 200 positions...I have definately covered 150 but I didnt add them all in....i dont wanna be higher than I am.------------------ "It's normal to be different!"[This message has been edited by misskittie (edited 10-25-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 im borderline freak/dean of freak college....but how on earth can u remember all the places outside the bedroom and all the positons youve tried?!?!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by misskittie:Ok I got a 367. K-Hmmm... You got a 367, and I a 369...SEE? I *knew* we were meant for each other!!!PEACE,NotForKidsHas Two Points For Ya Right Here------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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