notforkids Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 sup, kids-Continuing the assault...So the farthest I ever shot my Man-Milk was about 3 feet!!! The knockback jerked me to the side and I fuckin missed her face altogether!!! (what a waste... oh, well) For real, I felt like I was Peter North for a minute there! Now *that* cat can get some distance, I tell ya! But it usually goes between 1 and 2 feet if I can straighten it out in time... As a few of you know already, my Latin Love Lance starts to curve upwards ever so gently about half way along to stand proud and erect, a Dark-Helmeted Warrior ready for conquest... Of coure, such curvature is extremely useful in manipulating the hallowed g-spot, as Divalicious' "come hither" fingering technique immediately cums to mind...So fellas, who's got the record for distance? for volume? for accuracy?And Ladies - I know some of you out there can squirt like silly, so hit me with your best shot! Here's the target, right between my eyes... Aim High!PEACE,NotForKidsDOESN'T Shoot Blanks ------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 what gives, kids?I try to make the forum a bit more interesting... but it just stays limp! Well, guess noone's cummin around here...And NO! that's not me bustin a nut in the pic so quit askin! PEACE,NotForKidsDoesn't Know Why He Even Bothers Sometimes------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
komic Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 I don't go for distance...I go for power. I once gave a girl a black eye. try explaining that to people..."so how did she get the black eye again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 I've done pretty well in the shooting catagory. I have never measured, but I've shot from about the pubic bone, over the top of my girls head when she's laying flat on her back plus about a foot (had to clean the wall off afterwards), 3 1/2+ feet?.I have kinda large nuts, so I tend to produce a little above average amount o' da semen (at least that's what I've been told by more than one of my partners). That quantity goes down a little if I'm having sex more than twice a day. On average shooting range, I'm about the same as notforkids though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i've been known to squirt a guy in the face when i'm on top.btw, NFK, i luuuuv that sig pic!! money shot!!! ------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Oh shit! I didn't even notice the signature.. DUH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 sup, kids -OK, OK, no more PM's! I admit it already! That *is* me bustin a nut in the sig pic...Not bad, eh? PEACE,NotForKidsHas To Go Clean Up Now------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonthesorcerer Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i once shot my load over my head and into the wall a foot behind me.. (was sitting on the couch getting head..) believe me people, that goo doesn't cum off the wall that easily..distance-wise, though i usually shoot about 1-2 feet, i have been able to amaze myself (and my ladies) with launching cum into orbit a few times.. volume-wise i shot 4 large loads back to back once.. that only happened once.. i think it has to do with what you eat, how long since last time etc. etc.lately, i've been improving in distance for no apparent reason.. (next thing i know, i'll be shooting down choppers over manhattan) simonthesharpshooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 Props to NFK for bringing spice to the board------------------ Party like there's no tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 OMG this was too much todayHit da wall, yaeh umm 4/ 4 1/2 feet haha------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 'bout 25 feet. for real. here's the story.I wouldn't normally answer this kind of question, but since we know NFK is an upstanding citizen, I'm sure this is for a science project or some sort of medical research. so, here's my contribution to bettering society.I had a friend in from out a town 'bout 2 weeks ago. So, to show her a good time we warmed up at vinyl, then came back to my place. I was rollin, she wasn't. But, I actually like foolin' 'round and knowing that I'm not gonna be busting a nut. It lets me focus on other pleasures and sensations.Anyways, after a few hours, we call it a night. I go to sleep with a serious case of blue balls (but, I rolled, so there's nothing I could do). Then the morning, well. . .afternoon rolls around. We start going at it again and this time I know I can deliver, and in a big way. I'm not that tall, so to clear my head is prob. only 3 feet or so. no prob. But, my bed is against the window, which was open. So, after I released and caught my breath, we noticed there were a few drops on the window sill. And, we were sure some went past the sill. I live on the 3rd floor, so it's a little over 20 feet to the sidewalk.So, we got about 25 feet. 3-4 horizontal and about 20+vertical. I know it's not quite how we are measuring up, but it makes for a more interesting story, doesn't it?Moral of the story - if you're walking under my window on a sunday morning, bring an umbrella - even if the sky looks clear.Dm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyface526 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by dmgreenz:Moral of the story - if you're walking under my window on a sunday morning, bring an umbrella - even if the sky looks clear.Dm...which makes me glad that I don't live in the city... the last thing i need is random sperm shower ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by dmgreenz:'bout 25 feet. for real. here's the story.I wouldn't normally answer this kind of question, but since we know NFK is an upstanding citizen, I'm sure this is for a science project or some sort of medical research. Moral of the story - if you're walking under my window on a sunday morning, bring an umbrella - even if the sky looks clear.DmLMAO!!!!!!!!!!That was a good one....------------------ Party like there's no tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohrichy Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 3.0 feet... so funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csumaylo Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 So, we got about 25 feet. 3-4 horizontal and about 20+vertical. I know it's not quite how we are measuring up, but it makes for a more interesting story, doesn't it?No shit, this is the funniest story of the year!------------------Know your body. Know your mind. Know your source. Know your roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 31 Author Report Share Posted October 31 dmgreenz-Man, you are a perv after my own heart! The thought of catching some unsuspecting passerby on the head with a gob of cum is music to my twisted little ears! It's just this sort of freaky, subversive shit that I want to see on this board, and dmgreenz, you've done a fantastic job of advancing the cause...May your sperm fly far and wide...PEACE,NotForKidsRaining Down From The Heavens------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 thanks for the support, gang. The beauty of the whole event is that it was unintentional and unplanned. it'd be too gnarly if I thought it up in advance. only can get that kinda distance after a case of the blue balls.looks like rain.DM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by notforkids:dmgreenz-Man, you are a perv after my own heart! The thought of catching some unsuspecting passerby on the head with a gob of cum is music to my twisted little ears! It's just this sort of freaky, subversive shit that I want to see on this board, and dmgreenz, you've done a fantastic job of advancing the cause...May your sperm fly far and wide...PEACE,NotForKidsRaining Down From The HeavensHOOO hahaha.........agreed!------------------ I'm Down for whateva! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porn Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 The forecast calls for light showers with a chance of sperm. That was a fucking great story.I have been known to fire giz 4+ feet but it is inconsistent. Normally only about 2 feet. I need a personal trainer so I can get more consistent distance. Volume is also important. It is great when she can't open her eyes after you hose her down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 2004 summer olympics? anybody? I see some real potential in this team. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Originally posted by porn:The forecast calls for light showers with a chance of sperm. That was a fucking great story.I have been known to fire giz 4+ feet but it is inconsistent. Normally only about 2 feet. I need a personal trainer so I can get more consistent distance. Volume is also important. It is great when she can't open her eyes after you hose her down.Do Kegel exercises. That will help the consistent distance thang. Plus you'll have harder hard-ons too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Heh. One time I hadn't masturbated for a while, and so I got really into it..... hit myself right in the eye! Probably coulda' gone a bit farther, if my damn noggen hadn't been in the way. Short answer: from my hips to my head -- somewhere in between 2' and 3'. I didn't exactly break out the ruler.... I was laughing too hard. -------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted November 3 Author Report Share Posted November 3 Originally posted by vejita:Heh. One time I hadn't masturbated for a while, and so I got really into it..... hit myself right in the eye! ... I didn't exactly break out the ruler.... I was laughing too hard. Vej-You're crazy, man! Yeah, you were laughing too hard AND you were probably too busy praying to dear God in His Heaven that you wouldn't go blind from havin' nut in your eye! Damn, man, I really feel for you; that's some ill shit! Just remember to keep your glasses on next time... great protection against dust, uv radiation, and errant sperm...PEACE,NFKWho Turned Out The Lights?------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 uh, ya mean, like 15 minutes? sorry, couldn't resist that one - it was just too easy. Originally posted by vejita:Heh. One time I hadn't masturbated for a while, and so I got really into it..... hit myself right in the eye! Probably coulda' gone a bit farther, if my damn noggen hadn't been in the way. Short answer: from my hips to my head -- somewhere in between 2' and 3'. I didn't exactly break out the ruler.... I was laughing too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porn Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Def should be included in the Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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