mattyparsons Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 personally, i like cubes, inserted at a 45 degree tilt. the reason for this is because while taking photos of my rectum to send to Aunt Marge, i discovered i have a cavity in the exact shape of a tilted cube, approximately 9 inches past my rectum. of course, the edges of cubes tend to hurt on those first 9 inches. however, i found if i drink my roommate's piss out of the toilet, my own fecal matter gets a great, lubricating texture for easier insertion of the cubes------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 DAMNi always get my internal and external monologues mixed up!!!!------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 The ass smells!i keep mine all perfumed and puffed up with powder!( ).( )------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 now if only deanna could get the hint about her booty, and maybe do something about the rancid stench............------------------ underground will live forever baby, we like roaches, never die, always livin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 my booty smells like roses. your mom knows------------------PleaseLeave meUrRock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by deanna11:my booty smells like roses. your mom knowssmells like springtime in the morning. . . ------------------beautiful. . .strange. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 i like a nice fist up my ass------------> ------------------ Hey Mr. DJ put a record on, i wanna dance with my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> ------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> -----------------------"Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding, and value of life. A vision, that inspires you to live, and love, on planet earth. Like a priceless jewel, buried in dark layers of soil and stone.... earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home. And experience in this place to visit, and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself...as a Game master.......... AIM: fantom0680A.RRiezgo@verizon.net <----- NEW E-MAIL ADDRESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 do you want more? ------------------ Hey Mr. DJ put a record on, i wanna dance with my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstatichigh35 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 i love calculators up my ass------------------"Emotions touched...with feelings running high....it seems right...no need to run and hide....we live fantasy...upon reality...to the other side of life...of life...of life...of life...of life.....as you take me away....one feels into my fantasy...I find with you I break free....as I drift on a dream...I pray to you with hands held high....I find with you....Ecstasy........" I'm the one with the whistle at Sound Factory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:do you want more? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!------------------Dreaming that all poon tang are created equal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> that was so so so so scary....me and my roomie r both sitting here really freaked out------------------never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> that was so so so so scary....me and my roomie r both sitting here really freaked out------------------never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> that was so so so so scary....me and my roomie r both sitting here really freaked out------------------never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 if the cubes go in at anything other than 45 degrees, you might suffocate the small woodland creature matty keeps up there. . . ------------------no bullshit, no drama, just pimpin' since 1976. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mltcriri Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 i like bowling pins up my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Stick a boogie in da but but..stick a car up da but but...(come on people you all know the words from Eddie Murphie's old song dont' ya?)stick a Jirrafe up da but bbutstick a tomato up the but but.. Stick a ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> ------------------Tunnel saturdays--->Foxyroxy guestlist aim: amafrk1amafrk1@yahoo.comExit, Tunnel & SoundFactory r the places I choose to set myself free to the music... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Originally posted by cuteboobie: that was so so so so scary....me and my roomie r both sitting here really freaked outdont be scared people actual do this stuff!------------------ Hey Mr. DJ put a record on, i wanna dance with my baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 oh my. well, not my, more oh. now when you've got someone's LEG up there, then that's an accomplishment... - ichi ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Large pieces of furniture.-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend."AIM: vvRMR , EMAIL: vejita1975@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Any large object will do it for me. Preferably breakables, for the challenge- mirrors, old skulls, florescent lights. Sometimes I go for the "pinchables" like huge clothes pins, mousetraps and hedgecutters. Work around the old prostate and sphincter, if you please. It really helps.... ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfabioc Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Originally posted by goldenman:i like a nice fist up my ass------------> ------------------IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE!aol IM- djfabiocEXIT -G U E S T L I S T guestlis@optonline.net [This message has been edited by djfabioc (edited 03-30-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 will someone PLEASE pass the anal nitrate?Thank you------------------I can't dream for us all I hope I'm in a better state whenHere & Now crumbles & falls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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