Some of Bart's chalkbaord quotes

[cazz926]

In spite of the rain and my 'her time' bitchiness, here is something to cheer us all up:

I will not instigate revolution

I did not see Elvis

They are laughing at me, not with me

I will not encourage others to fly

I will not fake my way trough life

It's potato, not potatoe *

I am not a 32 year old woman

I will not sell school property

I will not get very far with this attittude

I will not sell land in Florida

I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment

I will not show off

I am not a dentist

Nobody likes sunburn slappers

High explosives and school don't mix

"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender

I will not torment the emotionally frail

I will not carve gods

I will not spank others

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge

I will not conduct my own fire drills

Funny noises are not funny

I will not prescribe medication

I will not bury the new kid

I will not teach others to fly

I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call

No one is interested in my underpants

I will not charge admission to the bathroom

I will never win an Emmy

The cafetaria deep fryer is not a toy

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy

I am not delightfully saucy

Organ transplants are best left to the professionals

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan

I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball

Five days is not too long to wait for a gun

Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough

Next time it could be me on the scaffolding

I will not hang donuts on my person

Nerve gas is not a toy

This is not a clue...or is it?

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist

The truth is not out there

I will not tease Fatty

I will not mess with the opening credits

I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"

No one cares what my definition of "is" is

"The President did it" is not an excuse

Hillbillies are people too

It does not suck to be you

I cannot absolve sins

I have neither been there nor done that

I am so very tired

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I can't dream for us all I hope I'm in a better state when

Here & Now crumbles & falls...

[cathyo]

Great show!

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