exodust Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 .....They use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumpin I'm silly!I know you all have some good ones - so let's hear them!------------------An bag of KB's $50A glass bubbler $85A lighter $ 1Getting HIGH PRICELESS"WAKE UP TO FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE THE EYES OF THE WORLD" - Grateful Dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyskribz57 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo Mama is so fat, when god said let there be light, he told her to move her fat ass out the way!!hahaha.K,bye.-Scotty------------------- "I nEeD a SpIrIt WhO cAn ToUcH mY LiFe, I nEeD a VoIcE tO sPeAk tHe TrUtH, i NeEd A sOuL wHo WiLL bE oN mY sIdE, i NeEd A hEaRt i'LL nEvEr LoSe, SoMeOnE LiKe YoU... sOmEbOdY LiKe YoU....SoMeOnE LiKe yOu...SomEoNe LiKe yOu.....I NeEd SoMeBoDy WhO CaN MoVe My WoRLd, SoMeOne WhO kNoWs JuSt WhAt To Do, SoMeOne LiKe YoU..." AOL:DaFiRmPrEz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 When she walks down the street gravey runs out her thighs.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 You leave my momma outta this...and I'll leave "this" (my dick) outta your momma.Yo mamas so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay.Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. ------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstrakt Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Your mom's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!------------------Exit Night...Enter Light... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholo_40 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo mama so fat everytime someone says "Kool Aid" she busts through the wall.Yo mama is so dark the police shot at her, and the bullets came back for flashlights.Yo mama so skinny she fell through her asshole.Yo mama got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jailYo mama so strong, she can blow a bubble with a Now-N-Later------------------Live life every day as if it were your last!Corporatedjcorporate@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safitamace319 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo mama is so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.Yo mama is so fat, they painted an X on her back to help land helicoptersYo mama is so nasty, she went to the salon for a "trim" and opened up her blouse.------------------"And if I Die before i learn to speak...Will money pay for all the days i lived awake but half asleep?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilo Beauty Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo mama so po' that when i ran to her house and rang her door bell, she stuck her head out the window and yelled "ding dong" -iliana ------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azp112 Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 yo mamma's teeth so yellow...i can't believe its not butteryo mama's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is some kind of refund.yo mama's gums so black she spits out yoohoo.yo mama's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.yo mama's like a gumball machine 25 cents a blow.yo mama's so country she thinks an elevator is a mobile home. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 YO MAMA so short, her feet show in her driver license picture.------------------ People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 oh oh oh this one...YO MAMA SO FAT, I had to take a bus to get on her good side!!!------------------ People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo Mama is so fat, she got her own zip code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furnace Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Yo mamma so fat...I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smilepimpette Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 yo mamma soooooo dumb, I hit over the head w/ a bag a bread, and she began too 'wonder'heheheyo mamma go NO legs, talkin' about, "I ain't going to stand for this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 yo, yo mamma so old, when she reads the bible, she reminisces.yo mammma so dumb, she failed a blood test.yo mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.yo mamma so old, she knew the dead sea when it was sick.------------------Coming soon...The signature that will end all signatures...AOL: Highmay9Napster: Jayme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo I saw yo momma kicking a trash can down the street I said bitch what ya doing she said I'm movin'Yo momma so tall when she does a cart weheel she kicks jesusYo momma so fat her high school picture was an aerial photographYo momma got two big feet growing out her titties, bitch fell over and kept running------------------If only he'd use his power for good instead of evil............... boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodamanbb Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo Momma so Fat.......Her blood type is Ragu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is 'equator'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubcutie25 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mama's so stupid that when she missed the 4 train she took the 2 twice... ------------------If you're always up, you must be on something!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillizzy Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 yo mommas so dumb...when the weatherman said it was "chilly" outside, she got a spoon and a bowl and ran out the door.yo mommas so dumb...she tripped over the cordless phone.yo mommas so dumb...she got fired from the m n m factory for eating all the w'syo mommas so fat...she plays pool with the planetsyo mommas so fat...she went to http://www.yomomma.com to look for more yo momma jokes cuz she couldn't think of no more ------------------~*~lizzy~*~aim: woa its lizzyEXIT fridays & TUNNEL saturdays: Lil Lizzy's Guestlist;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2heaven Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Your mother is soo fat....after sex...i rolled over twice and i was still on the FAT BITCH!!! ------------------Mine comes in a form of a pill and powder.What's your...... ? ? ? ? ? ?AIM: XxFUEL1xX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticshdw Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house------------------I have never known beauty like yours before...with eyes of the most perfect blue, and a form that speaks of poetry. And now here I hold you in my arms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowsticks Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Your mothers so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.Your mothers so stupid she studied for her blood test and she failed.Your mother got so many holes in her underwear, when she farts it whisles.Your mothers so ugly she can scare the balls off a pool table.Your mother looks like she wants to be alone in a room without mirrors.------------------ Do you Fuck as well as you Dance???AOLIMER: glowsticks8EMAIL: nickantivachis@netzero.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exodust Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 This thread rocks!!!!ROTFLMAO ------------------An bag of KB's $50A glass bubbler $85A lighter $ 1Getting HIGH PRICELESS"WAKE UP TO FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE THE EYES OF THE WORLD" - Grateful Dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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