italiamale1977 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 That her cereal bowl comes with a life preserver! ------------------ AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 ha ha... i think we all need to get outta work...arghhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted December 29 Author Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by trevor69:ha ha... i think we all need to get outta work...arghhhh You can say that again!!!! I am at the edge of my seat! Well heres another.... Your mamas so fat that her shorts have their own zip codes! ------------------ AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 i wish she HER FAT ASS sat on me...italia what up?????parents killing me.....i feel fat... KILL.......KILL........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted December 29 Author Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by eviljav666:i wish she HER FAT ASS sat on me...italia what up?????parents killing me.....i feel fat... KILL.......KILL........Whats up JaV! Whats your deal for the weekend bro? KILL KILL!!! ------------------ AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Yo... your moma is sooo fat that her waist size is her phone number... the bitch went on a water diet and drained the great lakes dry! Your mom is so fat that she gotta wake up in sections. Your mamy is sooo fat that she has to iron out her pants on the driveway. She has the same dress size as the statue of liberty!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 yo i will try to sneak outta here after lunch or something...so r u guys going out tonight? i wanna go out but i don't want to get snowed in the club when i leave (but then again that wouldn't be so bad)...damn snow storm why can't it wait till after the <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/newyearseve/">new year </a> ok here's one....yo momma so fat that that when guys wants to have sex with her...they have to bring in a crane to spread her legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabio1 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 mama mia! me Fabio tinks me can helpa everybady mommys. how you say? youa havea una fat mama, let hera try mio butter, havea no fat, gooda for hera!------------------ I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 fabio ur too funny bro ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 yo momma so fat...that when i go down on her i would probably suffocate yo momma so fat...that everytime she comes outside she causes an eclipse ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 c'mon italia bring it on...this is ur momma so fat show down... ------------------ GAZOONTITE.....GOT MILK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted December 29 Author Report Share Posted December 29 Your mamas so fat she ate Jenny Craig!Your mamas so fat....... Thats it! No joke! SHES JUST SO FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Your moma is so fat that the bitch rolled over 4 quaters and turned it into a dollar!!!!!! Your mom is so fat that when she walked by the tv I missed the last three episodes! The bitch is so fat that she whistles BASS!!!! she is so freggin fat that she is the only one at the beach that can get a tan!! Your mom is so fat that if she were to wear a dress with pockets, she'd look like a pool table!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinoloco Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Yo mama is so fat that she caused a flood destruction from her PMS ba.. da. yo mama is so fat that she puts twinkies and sugar out of business.. Representando Los Latinos del mundo.. ------------------"MUSIC IS LIFE""TO THE WORLD, YOU MIGHT BE ONE PERSON; BUT TO ONE PERSON, YOU MIGHT BE THE WORLD..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 she got more Chin's than a Chinese phone book...when she walks through in room the radio skips....------------------you know you love me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 fat girls need love too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Your mom is sooooo fat that she needs to have a lifeguard near her cereal bowl. Baaaaahaaaaaaaaa!!! Yo mama is so fat she can seat a family of six!!! Your mom is so fat that she was overthrown by a small militia, the bitch is now known as the Republic of your mom!!!!!!! your mom is so fat that were in her right now!!!! This is the best so I hope you all are ready for it.... here it comes..... your mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a maximum seating capacity of 45..... or you mom!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted December 30 Author Report Share Posted December 30 Yo mamas so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting around her! ------------------ AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 yo mama so fat...you gotta take a train and 2 busses just to get on her good side------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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