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Ladies: The *OFFICIAL* Luigi Scarpini contest


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First place = a stiff picklin'

Second place = one gets rubbed out in your honor

Third place = your own personal C A M E L T O E pictures are featured on Luigi's website (launching this fall)

*all runners up will receive consulation prizes*

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p A n T i E b A c O n . . .

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Is this a talent contest? Cuz my, "How to Make a Pepperoni Sing" is a sure-fire winner if it is.

And since you italians are all about food, I could also submit my recipe for, "101 Ways to Spice up Your Tube-Steak."

Or maybe you'd prefer, "Wham, Bam, Salami-N-Ham: How to Mix-N-Match your Meats."

So like, what kinda contest is this anyway?

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due to the confusion, here are the specifics

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OFFICIAL LUIGI SCARPINI CONTEST RULES

1 - Compe'tit'on is restricted to the ladies (sorry Dave.

2 - entry will be accepted in the form of

2(A) - a M O O S E K N U C L K L E pic.

2(B) - a descriptive essay on the particulars of your M E A T C U R T A I N Z

2© - a song or other display of creative talent relative to your beefy T A C O S A L A D will be considered

3- ALL entries will be judged on their ability to make my pickle spit mayonnaisse.

4 - Employees and or relatives of employees of Clubplanet are not elegible to win, but are sill encouraged to submit pictures of their G O A T E E D C A L Z O N E S.

5 - All likenesses and images of F L E S H P A T T I E S and or B E A R D E D C L A M S become the sole property of Luigi Scarpini and will not be returned to the contestant.

6- No purchase necessary

7 - S P O O N Y D F A W K I N R O C K S

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Originally posted by luigi_scarpini:

due to the confusion, here are the specifics

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OFFICIAL LUIGI SCARPINI CONTEST RULES

1 - Compe'tit'on is restricted to the ladies (sorry Dave.

2 - entry will be accepted in the form of

2(A) - a M O O S E K N U C L K L E pic.

2(B) - a descriptive essay on the particulars of your M E A T C U R T A I N Z

2© - a song or other display of creative talent relative to your beefy T A C O S A L A D will be considered

3- ALL entries will be judged on their ability to make my pickle spit mayonnaisse.

4 - Employees and or relatives of employees of Clubplanet are not elegible to win, but are sill encouraged to submit pictures of their G O A T E E D C A L Z O N E S.

5 - All likenesses and images of F L E S H P A T T I E S and or B E A R D E D C L A M S become the sole property of Luigi Scarpini and will not be returned to the contestant.

6- No purchase necessary

7 - S P O O N Y D F A W K I N R O C K S

Quality, pure quality.

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Originally posted by uknjx2:

i think this may be one contest i could win..i'm sharpening my pencil and loading the camera......

anything for luigi......

*drool*

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I want to go out blazing..not fade away.

Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics

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Originally posted by luigi_scarpini:

due to the confusion, here are the specifics

***************************************

OFFICIAL LUIGI SCARPINI CONTEST RULES

1 - Compe'tit'on is restricted to the ladies (sorry Dave.

2 - entry will be accepted in the form of

2(A) - a M O O S E K N U C L K L E pic.

2(B) - a descriptive essay on the particulars of your M E A T C U R T A I N Z

2© - a song or other display of creative talent relative to your beefy T A C O S A L A D will be considered

3- ALL entries will be judged on their ability to make my pickle spit mayonnaisse.

4 - Employees and or relatives of employees of Clubplanet are not elegible to win, but are sill encouraged to submit pictures of their G O A T E E D C A L Z O N E S.

5 - All likenesses and images of F L E S H P A T T I E S and or B E A R D E D C L A M S become the sole property of Luigi Scarpini and will not be returned to the contestant.

6- No purchase necessary

7 - S P O O N Y D F A W K I N R O C K S

There is no other man on earth that could say all that to women and make them *dr00l*

Luigi is a, no no, THE master

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