chula22 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Here's the deal. A friend of mine has made me an offer I can't refuse. He already munch's the Kitty(AND HE MUNCH'S WELL). I cannot Do anything to his Ass. He wil not dance and bikini's and thongs hurt his boyz. But other than that, he says that he will do ANYTHING I want him to do, for a pair of timb's. I thought he was joking but he is serious. I can't really think of anything. I need to think of something really good. He is a pretty daring person so give me whatever you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 I say get your monies worth, and beat the shit out of him! A chance like this comes, but once a lifetime. If you wont can Me and only five of my closest friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 have him dress up in fishnets, pumps and one of those black latex one-piece things with a choker around the neck and put him on a leash and parade him down St. Mark's street at midnight saturday night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 he has to wear make-up too - lip liner and false eyelashes, but not a wig - that would give him too much of a disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 btw, what is a pair of timb's? timberlake shoes? help me out here i'm a lingo retard sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 Make him dress like the Pope and have him wear no pants.. OH..no wait even better..Make him dress like Bush and have him hump someone dressed like the Pope while holding a giant sighn that reads: will fuck the church for Catholic votes.*stem cell research banning bastards!(oh I'm sorry was that politicaly unfunny!? I need to sleep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by mugwump Make him dress like the Pope and have him wear no pants.. OH..no wait even better..Make him dress like Bush and have him hump someone dressed like the Pope while holding a giant sighn that reads: will fuck the church for Catholic votes.*stem cell research banning bastards!(oh I'm sorry was that politicaly unfunny!? I need to sleep) HAHAHAHAHA! Your fucking sick MUGZY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by shugabooga btw, what is a pair of timb's? timberlake shoes? help me out here i'm a lingo retard sometimes. Timberland Boots. They arent expensive, But i guess we were both up to a good dare. I still cannot think of anything. I already suggested the leash thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by chula22 Here's the deal. A friend of mine has made me an offer I can't refuse. He already munch's the Kitty(AND HE MUNCH'S WELL). I cannot Do anything to his Ass. He wil not dance and bikini's and thongs hurt his boyz. But other than that, he says that he will do ANYTHING I want him to do, for a pair of timb's. I thought he was joking but he is serious. I can't really think of anything. I need to think of something really good. He is a pretty daring person so give me whatever you got. put on a strap on and do what you gotta do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by nitro449 put on a strap on and do what you gotta do! You know what, that is something that I have always wanted to do. But i dont think he is the one. HAHAHAHAHA! He is way to masculine for that.Maybe some other guy will be willing to through his ass my way. Or even a chick. I would dick a chick.YEAH. Its a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by chula22 You know what, that is something that I have always wanted to do. But i dont think he is the one. HAHAHAHAHA! He is way to masculine for that.Maybe some other guy will be willing to through his ass my way. Or even a chick. I would dick a chick.YEAH. Its a beautiful thing. wooo....you're a creative thinker...LOL:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by nitro449 wooo....you're a creative thinker...LOL:) Are you dropping hints Nitro? I can manuver my way around those dark streets of Queens you know.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenvixen Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 Strap it on and punish the boy. I got a 8" that causes my boy's pain! Nothin beats a dominant woman, that is sexy. I also give lessons..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 Originally posted by queenvixen Strap it on and punish the boy. I got a 8" that causes my boy's pain! Nothin beats a dominant woman, that is sexy. I also give lessons..... Well, the thing is he wont even let me touch his ass. I would have to really try to get in there. But its kool. If he dont I will just have to find someone that wil let me.HAHAHAHA! WOW. this is something I never really gave good thought to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Originally posted by shugabooga btw, what is a pair of timb's? timberlake shoes? help me out here i'm a lingo retard sometimes. <<squinting, rubbing eyes crawling out of cave>>Timberland Boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trikki Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Get him all dressed up and head over to the Vault and have him get into one of the cages with some of the freaks that are in there and let things happen while you sit back and watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specsnny Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Your man sounds like a ho to me, I dont know if strap on is the way to go, how about asking for a car and you get him the boots... he said he'd try ANYTHING, and it has nothing to do with his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by chula22 Are you dropping hints Nitro? I can manuver my way around those dark streets of Queens you know.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! listen girly...I'm all man....at least that's what I've been told:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by nitro449 listen girly...I'm all man....at least that's what I've been told:laugh: HAHAHAHAHA!OKAY OKAY! I believe you. I was just making sure that I wasnt passing up a chance with a good thing. I mean what beats a hooked up stang with nitro boosters. NOTHING! I figured the same goes for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by specsnny Your man sounds like a ho to me, I dont know if strap on is the way to go, how about asking for a car and you get him the boots... he said he'd try ANYTHING, and it has nothing to do with his ass. Well Andrew, The thing is he's not my man, so the limits can be pushed a little further. But One of the reasons he is notmy man is because of his monetary status which at this point is at an all time low. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! But you were right about the Ho part. He is definitely that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by trikki Get him all dressed up and head over to the Vault and have him get into one of the cages with some of the freaks that are in there and let things happen while you sit back and watch. That is actually a good idea. Are there alot of attractive people at the vault? And are there people our age there. 21-28. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by chula22 HAHAHAHAHA!OKAY OKAY! I believe you. I was just making sure that I wasnt passing up a chance with a good thing. I mean what beats a hooked up stang with nitro boosters. NOTHING! I figured the same goes for you. Hey you'll never know.....alcohol does wonders girl:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 30 Author Report Share Posted July 30 Originally posted by nitro449 Hey you'll never know.....alcohol does wonders girl:idea: This is so true Nitro! What do you drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Girl, you're a bad one....You keep this up and I might have to call you out!! :hump:aim..newregime2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted July 31 Author Report Share Posted July 31 Originally posted by nitro449 Girl, you're a bad one....You keep this up and I might have to call you out!! :hump:aim..newregime2000 Oh Really? Is that why your aim name mysteriously appeared in your message? HAHAHAHAHA! Try Me. Just kidding. I am not calling your bluff. I am pretty sure you got your pm button ready. h yeah by the way, you never did tell me what you drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.