kimberlyco Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Live Long & Lucky......A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend,why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel SO much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel SO SO GOOD!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel SO GOOD!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, slowly shaking his head, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours EVERY time he's on ecstasy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Just one thing, which forest was this? With all those drugs lying round I want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchapella Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 ooh good one kimmy. i'll telling that one to my friends soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 I wanna chill wit dat rabbit... He sounds like one cool cat... :roll: :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Nah man it's all about the elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 I just want to know who picks up after those animals...seems to me they left an awful lot of good shit laying around to follow that rabbit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Originally posted by silente I just want to know who picks up after those animals...seems to me they left an awful lot of good shit laying around to follow that rabbit... I just wanna know. How can someone with a name like Silente talk so damn much?? Shut up!!! LOL:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 Originally posted by bouncyboy I just wanna know. How can someone with a name like Silente talk so damn much?? Shut up!!! LOL:eek: Oh, you must be joking!! How could I shut up when there's *so* much idiocy to respond to??? Give me less fodder for sarcasm, bouncybitch, and I'm sure you'll see a much quieter me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone79 Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 my god that was hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimberlyco Posted August 2 Author Report Share Posted August 2 hehe (1 point for silente) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 oh my god, the only two chicks that post regularly are going to start sticking up for eachother. I'm really scared.Silent-E, I think you should change your name to Ispeakalotofuselessshitthatnoonecarestohearlol you know I love ya babe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 oh and Kimberly?? Screw you too you backstabbing traitor... lolI'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass lata woman!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Originally posted by bouncyboy Ispeakalotofuselessshitthatnoonecarestohearlol you know I love ya babe. <laughs> I would, but I think peeps has a better claim to that name than me.silente - anequalopportunitypaininthebutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 btw, kimberly - way to reprazent! Chicago females unite!!! (Where's Jesse Jackson when you really need him...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 aww to hell with the both of ya, it just goes to show that woman of the world ain't nothin but a big ass headache... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Originally posted by bouncyboy aww to hell with the both of ya, it just goes to show that woman of the world ain't nothin but a big ass headache... Only to men who deserve it, kiddo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimberlyco Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 HEHE... (2 points for silente) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Originally posted by kimberlyco HEHE... (2 points for silente) hehehehehe...who's your daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 silente?? You are a daddy??? Is there something we aren't getting here? Do you have an extra limb that most females don't?? YUCKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Originally posted by bouncyboy silente?? You are a daddy??? Is there something we aren't getting here? Do you have an extra limb that most females don't?? YUCKY <laughs> You know, I knew that was coming the minute I posted it, and I did it anyway.<sighs> Point for bbitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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