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Originally posted by mugwump

Well I've posted this one before but given my current situation I think this formula still holds true!

:(

i know Girls will hate me for this one, but that is pretty FUNNY.

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Originally posted by stacychase

however, you guys keep coming back for more. what does that say about you all????:tongue:

in staying true with the mathematical motif, we are, that's right, A DEPENDENT VARIABLE. :laugh:

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proof that girls are the root of all evil guys (from the un-accredited school of loch):

  1. we will use the function, f(
x), to illustrate dependent variables, and where x is the constant:
guys(x) and evil(x)
[/list=1]
  1. substituting
x with girls, we get:
guys(girls) and evil(girls)
[/list=2]
  1. stated another way: guys are dependent on girls, as evil is dependent on girls, or (this is where the loch school of un-accredited mathematics conveniently kicks in):
guys/girls = girls/evil
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  1. cross multiply and you get:
evil(guys) = (girls)^2
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  1. take the square root of both sides and we conclude that:
root of [evil(guys)] = girls
[/list=5]
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Good lord man!

Your Nobel Prize is in the mail!

LOL*

Originally posted by loch

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proof that girls are the root of all evil guys (from the un-accredited school of loch):

  1. we will use the function, f(
x), to illustrate dependent variables, and where x is the constant:
guys(x) and evil(x)
[/list=1]
  1. substituting
x with girls, we get:
guys(girls) and evil(girls)
[/list=2]
  1. stated another way: guys are dependent on girls, as evil is dependent on girls, or (this is where the loch school of un-accredited mathematics conveniently kicks in):
guys/girls = girls/evil
[/list=3]
  1. cross multiply and you get:
evil(guys) = (girls)^2
[/list=4]
  1. take the square root of both sides and we conclude that:
root of [evil(guys)] = girls
[/list=5]
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People are people

So why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

People are people

So why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

So we're different colours

And we're different creeds

And different people

have different needs

It's obvious you hate me

Though I've done nothing wrong

I've never even met you

So what could I have done

I can't understand

What makes a man

Hate another man

Help me understand

People are people

So why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

People are people

So why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

Help me understand

Help me understand

Now you're punching

And you're kicking

and you're shouting at me

And I'm relying on your common decency

So far it hasn't surfaced

But I'm sure it exists

It just takes a while to travel

from your head to your fist (head to your fists)

I can't understand what makes a man

hate another man

Help me understand

People are people

so why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

People are people

so why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

I can't understand

What makes a man

hate another man

Help me understand

I can't understand

What makes a man

Hate another man

Help me understand

I can't understand

What makes a man

Hate another man

I can't understand (people are people)

What makes a man (why should it be)

Hate another man

Help me understand...

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Originally posted by loch

attachment.php?s=&postid=411204

proof that girls are the root of all evil guys (from the un-accredited school of loch):

  1. we will use the function, f(
x), to illustrate dependent variables, and where x is the constant:
guys(x) and evil(x)
[/list=1]
  1. substituting
x with girls, we get:
guys(girls) and evil(girls)
[/list=2]
  1. stated another way: guys are dependent on girls, as evil is dependent on girls, or (this is where the loch school of un-accredited mathematics conveniently kicks in):
guys/girls = girls/evil
[/list=3]
  1. cross multiply and you get:
evil(guys) = (girls)^2
[/list=4]
  1. take the square root of both sides and we conclude that:
root of [evil(guys)] = girls
[/list=5]


This is too funny!!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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admit it - some of u guys dig evil chicks, right?

Originally posted by thehacker

People are people

So why should it be

You and I should get along so awfully

now this song reminds me of 8th grade...(showing my age again)

:heart:

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Originally posted by momotx

admit it - some of u guys dig evil chicks, right?

I know I love mean girls... who wants a girl that doesnt take control, or get her point across??? (some people call them bitches I prefer to call them Dimes)

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Originally posted by dgmodel

I know I love mean girls... who wants a girl that doesnt take control, or get her point across??? (some people call them bitches I prefer to call them Dimes)

lol...never been called that before...i like to think of myself as "assertive"

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Originally posted by momotx

now this song reminds me of 8th grade...(showing my age again)

:heart:

whoa.

i thought i was getting on in years.

but i've recently come to the conclusion i'm the perfect

age to act as a liason between the oldschool and newschool.

or in this case, appreciators depeche mode songs from

101 or black celebration as well as those garnered from

albums like violator....

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Originally posted by thehacker

whoa.

i thought i was getting on in years.

but i've recently come to the conclusion i'm the perfect

age to act as a liason between the oldschool and newschool.

or in this case, appreciators depeche mode songs from

101 or black celebration as well as those garnered from

albums like violator....

well said, sir [applause, applause] :biggrin:

:heart:

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