Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day


b-side

Recommended Posts

I figured all the ladies here would get a kick out of this... if you have not already seen it... ;)

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without

sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on

video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina!!

1. Finally find that damned G-spot! :mad:

Hey I didn't write it..... but some of it I CAN'T disagree with it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally posted by gothzane

And the top news story for today.

"Man has sex change operation to become a lesbian!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Id consider it....if i didnt enjoy peeing standing up so much.

:flame:

Yeah I would miss the plesure of being able to write my name (in snow or sand) :laugh: :laugh:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...