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Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day

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I figured all the ladies here would get a kick out of this... if you have not already seen it... ;)

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without

sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on

video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

and, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina!!

1. Finally find that damned G-spot! :mad:

Hey I didn't write it..... but some of it I CAN'T disagree with it.

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And the top news story for today.

"Man has sex change operation to become a lesbian!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Id consider it....if i didnt enjoy peeing standing up so much.

:flame:

"Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

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Originally posted by gothzane

And the top news story for today.

"Man has sex change operation to become a lesbian!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Id consider it....if i didnt enjoy peeing standing up so much.

:flame:

Yeah I would miss the plesure of being able to write my name (in snow or sand) :laugh: :laugh:

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i think one thing thats missing from that list is to find a guy and fuck like craZy!! i know ive definitely heard a guy say he would do that 24-7 if he was a girl... maybe it was different though if he was still a guy but had a vagina! lol :laugh:

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