monsterguido46 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 God its hot out this morning here in Paramus. Thank god my corporate ass has a nice air conditioned office. Do you people even know how shredded my back is? Its like this enormous V walking around. It looks as there was softballs implanted in by biceps, you only wish you could grab this ass!!!! My neck is so thick, if you disected my triceps spinach and filet mignon would pour out. Im filled with the finest ingredients in any human and thats why I am so unstoppable. I dominate in everything. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I had to flex my traps for lady who just watered my plants in my office. She wants it bad!!!! I flexed my back last night you know, so I am a little sore not to mention i deadlifed a few cars. Why am I so great, why do my calves look like they have coffee saucers sticking out of them? Dont forget about the beach contest this weekend. SAUCE MONSTERS ONLY!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trikki Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Here we go again folks. Another long line of bullshit. :puke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sistatrixie Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 I agree with ya Trikki.....Obviously this character has nothing better to do at night then to think of another stupid post for the next morning. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trikki Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 I think that he must sit the night before and figure out exactly what he wants to write. Head into his pathetic job and put it up. This is obviously a very insecure individual that can't get enough of himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 what s the deal everyone....hey, as long as he is not attacking anyone it fair for him to post!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Originally posted by eviljav666 what s the deal everyone....hey, as long as he is not attacking anyone it fair for him to post!! JAV:I just got your messages-- are you ok?.. you scared me!..i wasnt in work yesterday babe.. Call me at work now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum12nv Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Originally posted by monsterguido46 Dont forget about the beach contest this weekend. SAUCE MONSTERS ONLY!!!!!! have fun in the rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 RIGHT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Originally posted by monsterguido46 God its hot out this morning here in my anus. Thank god my zit infested ass has a nice air conditioned office. Do you people even know how shredded my toes are? Its like this enormous asshole walking around. It looks as there was goatballs implanted in by biceps, you only wish you could grab this ass!!!! My neck is so thick, if you disected my triceps Burger King and Taco Bell would pour out. Im filled with the worst ingredients in any human and thats why I am so stoppable. I pathetic in everything. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I had to flex my flaps for lady who just watered my plants in my office. She wants it bad!!!! I flexed my head last night you know, so I am a little sore not to mention i deadlifed a few bicycles. Why am I so great, why do my calves look like they have cocks sticking out of them? Dont forget about the beach contest this weekend. ASSHOLES ONLY!!!!!! Hmmm, what's up with this post? Please inform me MonsterFaG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 i think it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIANC1046 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 bro.. you look like your 35 yrs. old.. Maybe its just the Growth but get a life.. Sorry to all you old heads out there.. I just see myself differently at 35.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sistatrixie Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 I believe when he tells people to bow down before him and that he is a God then he is basically attacking everyone. If you have read his other posts he says he will crush people and curl them in his biceps....come on now. Hey I believe you can post what you want but can ya come up with something interesting that people want to actually read and chat about. All him and his guido buddies do is talk about themselves. I am sure if they had something interesting to post or insights about stuff other them themselves then they would have more respect from the board. I am all about having your own opinion!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 sista they can't talk about anything else the amount of steroids they took has obviously killed amd shrunk there brain cells so it's hard for them to comprehend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sistatrixie Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 True Dat!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Don’t mean to pop everyone’s BUBBLE, but Don't go for looks they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. So what did we learn here? OK LET ME TELL YOU… WE REALLY DON’T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! LAURIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum12nv Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Originally posted by goodfella73823 amount of steroids they took has obviously killed amd shrunk there brain cells.... dont forget their shrunken, grape-sized BALLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 LOL.... I REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT MORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 yeah thanks i for got there balls are like peanuts now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 I'm sure your are too!LOL,LAURIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 lol there brain now is the size of a peanut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Originally posted by goodfella73823 sista they can't talk about anything else the amount of steroids they took has obviously killed amd shrunk there brain cells so it's hard for them to comprehend. NEWSFLASH Goodfella... Steroids do not affect brain cells. They affect your androgens, but they do not kill brain cells. Also, I bet 80% of the people on this board had to use a dictionary to look up most of the words i used in my previous posts, and for that reason, I am keeping this one simple enough, that it would be filed under juvenile at the public library. I, in no way, am justifying the use of steroids, in fact, I am anti-drug. I have never done them, nor do I plan on doing them. But the simple fact of the matter is, I am sticking up for him because he is my friend, and we are better than everyone ever created. The world did not start rotating until it was blessed by my creation and introduction into this world. I was the final piece of the puzzle, and together we form like Guido Voltron. We rule everywhere we go, and are not confined to just a local scene. If you do not adhere to these ubiquitous beliefs, you are highly dillusional or chemically imbalanced, and will soon take notice to the "Herd Effect". Remember, everyone believed the world was flat at one point, and now we look at them as if they were idiots. Again, if you need to find us, you can catch us at a female congregation near you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Do something productive and get a life - nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyp Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Originally posted by shlonger NEWSFLASH Goodfella... Steroids do not affect brain cells. They affect your androgens, but they do not kill brain cells. Also, I bet 80% of the people on this board had to use a dictionary to look up most of the words i used in my previous posts, and for that reason, I am keeping this one simple enough, that it would be filed under juvenile at the public library. I, in no way, am justifying the use of steroids, in fact, I am anti-drug. I have never done them, nor do I plan on doing them. But the simple fact of the matter is, I am sticking up for him because he is my friend, and we are better than everyone ever created. The world did not start rotating until it was blessed by my creation and introduction into this world. I was the final piece of the puzzle, and together we form like Guido Voltron. We rule everywhere we go, and are not confined to just a local scene. If you do not adhere to these ubiquitous beliefs, you are highly dillusional or chemically imbalanced, and will soon take notice to the "Herd Effect". Remember, everyone believed the world was flat at one point, and now we look at them as if they were idiots. Again, if you need to find us, you can catch us at a female congregation near you. :bigfinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbiatch Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 lemme tell you all a lil strory about "monsterguido". here it goes... i know who this person is....and he's a guido...he makes FUN of them, but TRIES to be one at the same time. thats why he drives his MUSTANG to his house at the jersey shore every weekend. and when he does use steriods, you cant tell hes on them or off- hes the only person ive ever seen who looks the same on steriods as he does off them...and its not very good.you can always see him at djs trying to look all hot when thats the LAST thing he is. hes a MONSTERLOSER, thats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 well said there nj lets all give her a standing ovation.these guys bullshit is starting to get boring they need new material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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