House music causes impotance

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House music causes impotence - Italian psychologists

House music causes temporary impotence, Italian researchers claim.

Research conducted by psychologists at the Help Me association in Rome found 66% of Italian youngsters suffer sexual problems after listening to the music.

The survey was conducted on 500 Italian clubbers aged 16 to 24.

Psychologist Willy Pasini told the News 2000 website: "The strong rhythmic component, and the almost total lack of melody do not inspire sexual thoughts in one's mind."

The researchers claim house music cause "mental impotence" because it doesn't leave room in the brain for sexual desire.

"Music heard in the clubs causes an alternate state of consciousness, which distracts the brain from taking care of its vital functions", researcher Chiara Simonelli said.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_372366.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

Back2basics a computer programmer from Chicago, had this to say 'Ok so house music causes impotance, and trance causes herpese... WTF does Techno do to you?'

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<laughs> House music causes impotence? What about all the guys that run around at clubs/parties randomly humping walls/floors/light sockets/bouncers/sweaty german djs/etc??

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Originally posted by back2basics-

Back2basics a computer programmer from Chicago, had this to say 'Ok so house music causes impotance, and trance causes herpese... WTF does Techno do to you?'

paralyzed. listen to this set (can't make the link, sorry) from the www.betalounge.com archives - joel mull, carl lekesbusch, christian smith aaaand adam beyer. straight-up ass whooping, banging hard techno. ouch.