gonzojournilist Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 cheesedog: HelloVictimX-17: hi therecheesedog: My name is Cheeze. whats yours?VictimX-17: Lisacheesedog: Pretty.VictimX-17: thank youcheesedog: Would you like to fool around with a sexy 24 year old male dancer?VictimX-17: sure. what do you wanna do?cheesedog: I wanna have sex with youVictimX-17: do you have a pic?cheesedog: Yes. Yes I do.VictimX-17: send it to mecheesedog: Ok. Let me see if I can find it.VictimX-17: okcheesedog: Ok. Got it. cheesedog: Are you ready?VictimX-17: yeahcheesedog: Ok. Here it is. *PIC* cheesedog: Did you get it?cheesedog: Hello?VictimX-17: that is not you. That's Richard Simmons.cheesedog: Oh, my bad. I sent you the wrong picture. Let me look again.VictimX-17: why do you have a picture of Richard Simmons on your computer?cheesedog: I think he's a hunk. Don't you?VictimX-17: oooooookkkkkkkkkcheesedog: Here, I found the pictureVictimX-17: ok send itcheesedog: Alright, here it is... *PIC*VictimX-17: this is you?cheesedog: Yeah. Do you like it?VictimX-17: no. you look like dogshitcheesedog: FUCK YOU! I'm a fucking model, you bitch!VictimX-17: Yeah right. You look like you have CP or downsyndrome.cheesedog: How the fuck do you know?VictimX-17: Cause your eyeball is all crooked and your teeth are nasty as hellcheesedog: Oh yeah? Well, the pic I sent you doesn't have the face on it! cheesedog: So you can shove it, bitch!VictimX-17: All it is is a face you asshole!cheesedog: Really?cheesedog: Hold on a seccheesedog: Oops. I sent you the wrong pic again.cheesedog: My bad.VictimX-17: yeah your badVictimX-17: dickbagcheesedog: No need for name calling, sweety.cheesedog: That was a picture of my brother.cheesedog: I'll send you the real picture right now.VictimX-17: thats your brother?VictimX-17: I don't want your pic nowcheesedog: Why not? I'm naked in it.cheesedog: Hello?cheesedog: Do you still want it?VictimX-17: Ok go aheadcheesedog: You don't sound like you want it.VictimX-17: just send the damn thing before I get pissed againcheesedog: Ok sweetycheesedog: Here it is.. *PIC*cheesedog: So?cheesedog: What do you think?VictimX-17: is this really you?cheesedog: YepVictimX-17: you have a very broad chestcheesedog: I know I do. Do you want to rub it?VictimX-17: the picture got cut off at the bottom.cheesedog: Yeah, I know. cheesedog: It's hard to take a picture of yourself in the mirror.VictimX-17: I will say that I like what I seecheesedog: Really? HOT DAMN!cheesedog: Now send me one of you!VictimX-17: I don't have any nude pics of myselfcheesedog: Then describe yourself to me.VictimX-17: I have long dark hair, brown eyes, 36B tits, and a neatly trimmed pussycheesedog: Are you fat?VictimX-17: No! I weigh 115 lbs.cheesedog: How tall are you?VictimX-17: 5 foot 5 inchescheesedog: Mmmmm very nice. Do you want to fool around still?VictimX-17: I can't. I have to get ready for work in an hourcheesedog: Thats plenty of time darlin. cheesedog: What do you say?VictimX-17: alrightcheesedog: OK!cheesedog: I slowly reach my hands down and unfastened your pants.cheesedog: I gently stroke your wet pussy with my fingertips.cheesedog: I can feel you getting hot...cheesedog: I gently suck your hard nips as I remove your panties...VictimX-17: mmmmmm yes.cheesedog: I lean you over the countertop in the kitchen and place my face on your hot pussy...cheesedog: I softly lick your pussy while my brother feels your tits...VictimX-17: mmmmmmcheesedog: I softly caress your body in stroking motions as my brother kisses your lips...VictimX-17: hey waitcheesedog: I feel your juices falling down my chin...cheesedog: What?cheesedog: What is it?VictimX-17: what the hell is that with your brother feeling on my tits?cheesedog: I thought you might want a threesome.VictimX-17: HELL NO!VictimX-17: And definetly not with your brother!!cheesedog: Why not? He's hung like a mule.VictimX-17: Because your brother is fucking gross!cheesedog: He won't drool on you or anything.cheesedog: Not a lot, anyway.VictimX-17: He looks like a fucking retard!cheesedog: Uh oh. cheesedog: You shouldn't have said that...VictimX-17: why not? its the truthcheesedog: He saw what you wrote.VictimX-17: socheesedog: So now he's destroying the living room! cheesedog: You shouldn't have led him on like that if you weren't gonna fuck him!VictimX-17: I wouldn't fuck him ever!cheesedog: Oh no.VictimX-17: what?cheesedog: Oh my god..cheesedog: He's spitting all over himself. I think he's having have a seizure.VictimX-17: You guys are fucked up. fuck you bothcheesedog: Please don't leave. cheesedog: Just let me put a spoon in his mouth so he doesn't bite his tounge off again.cheesedog: brbcheesedog: Alright I'm back. cheesedog: I tied him to the dog so he shouldn't be bothering us againcheesedog: Are you there?VictimX-17: Yes but I'm leaving nowcheesedog: Please don't go. cheesedog: I promise he won't bother us again. I gave him a Playboy and some tissues.VictimX-17: I have to go to work nowcheesedog: Call in sick. I'll make it worth your while.VictimX-17: No thankscheesedog: Please?cheesedog: Hello?cheesedog: Can I at least get a blowjob before you go?VictimX-17: <User Has Logged Out> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exitheadzzz Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 that is the funniest shit i ever read, hillarious, gotta love fugly.com, try out www.uglypeople.com too they got sum good ones, lmaoooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 omg thats some funny shit....lol :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisf11 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 LOL!!! That was too funny when you brought the brother in on her!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 This is the best yet! You just made my day w/ this, I'm laughing while I'm typing this.LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 hahahaha, how do u come up with this stuff? ive been laughin out loud so hard here at work. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urallge Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Holy shit that was funny. People are staring at me in my office cause Im laughing so hard and my door is closed. Bravo dude thats hit was classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJGNYC11 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 THAT IS FUNNY ASS SHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risekevin Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 That is just sooo wrong, that its funny!! But I dont believe someone actually took this seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by risekevin That is just sooo wrong, that its funny!! But I dont believe someone actually took this seriously. yeah really...how stupid are people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Yo, i'm crying on the floor. This shit is hilarious, I love the playboy and tissues thing. Keep em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madrusso Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 yeh funny shit , no doubt , cant wait for the next one, keep up the good work gonzo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 ?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 omg lmao :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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