chula22 Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 What would you do if you woke up and had a penis (pussy)for the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 I would love to have a penis for a day. But only if I had the rest of the male body to go along with it! Of course the very first thing I would do is masturbate profusely. When I was done with that I would wiggle it around and jump about a little bit to see what that feels like. Next stop- off to get a blow job! This might be a little tricky, since women aren't as easy as men. But I'm sure I could find someone. Hell, since it's not my body anyway I wouldn't even have to be afraid of catching anything. After the hummer I would return the favor, and then learn why exactly men finish so much more quickly than do women. But that's okay; for weeks she'd be telling her friends about my oral skills. In fact, it would be so amazing that she would feel greedy keeping it all to herself; she'd be on the phone with a friend and invite one or to over to share in the action.I don't think I'd bother trying guy on guy action- I don't think I'd waste my 24 hours like that. I mean, what can a guy do to me as a man that he can't do to me as a woman? Except for the bj of course, but by now I've already had several of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 First, I would sit on a subway train with my legs spread ( )wide.Second, urinate on every tree, post, wall or corner.Third, masturbate and see how it feels to CUM under 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 LMAO! Yes, I didn't think of that- I definitely would have to find the time to write my name in the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bellaragazza Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by tastyt LMAO! Yes, I didn't think of that- I definitely would have to find the time to write my name in the snow. thats a must!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 If I had a PUSSY, I would finger myself in front of a full length mirror. Then I would find out what it feels like to get laid whenever I want. Then I would work at a strip club and take some poor suckers money(enough to pay for a phat vacation). Then just look around for things to stick up there for the hell of it. then at the end of the day I would hook up with a hot bisexual girl, and as Iam having sex with her as a girl, my time would be up, and I would change into a guy and continue to fuck the HELL out of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randall16 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 I would definetly want to know what its like to have sex for a guy..and then to know what its like to pee standing up.....and then also to pee in under like 10 seconds...not like women...its such a process to go to the bathroom...damn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinergygrl Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 First I would pee standing up to see what that was like. I would then masturbate every 20 minutes for the rest of the day inbetween the blowjobs and threesomes, inbetween scratching my balls to see what that feels like. I would probably flash a few people too. I would see what sexual positions feel like what to a guy. I would put on tighty whities and boxers and walk around with no underwear to see which I like better. Then right before I was about to change back into a woman I would have someone kick me in the balls to see how bad it really hurt, but I wouldn't have to deal with the pain long because I would be changing back to me. LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 Well to answer my own question: assuming I am totally in guy mode including frame of mind. I would want to be bisexual. I have alot of guy and bi friends. I would like to see what it feels like for a guy to be with another guy.Also I would masterbate all day long, especially at my desk at work. I would walk up and down the streets with a hard on and call out to chicks so that can see tha tI am hard. Then I would go out clubbing and see what a guy truly gets out of rubbing his business all over a girls ass.Being a horny perverted club guy, by the end of the night I would probably know what it feels like to have blue balls and kicked in the balls.AHhhhhhhhhh. A guys life. How wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeacasta Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 If I had a pussy I would commit suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 Originally posted by georgeacasta If I had a pussy I would commit suicide :laugh:HAHAHAHAHAHA!Whats so bad about having a pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
court877 Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 First I would def jerk off a wholeee lot, then get a great blow job from a friend of mine who I heard gives amazing head...Then I'd find a girl with a nice tight ass and find out why alot of guys like doin it up the ass...ooo man i'd have so much fun if i had a penis for a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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