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ladies and gentlemen - our dear lindsay has lost her bird.

a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, one might say.

off her rocker, perhaps.

eatin' lead paint chips...

delusional, even.

PLEASE DON'T LET HER GO BACK TO NY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we have enough loose noodles here to begin with.

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Originally posted by silente

And honey, if I AM crazy (which, as we all know, is a distinct possibility) won't I fit in better in NYC with heads like you?

fit in?

F*CK NO - and steal my thunder?!?!?

woman, i'll kick your ass - and i ain't afraid to fight no girl, either.

:screwy:

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Originally posted by back2basics-

That's true. What about an exchange program? NY get's her we get you? I think i know everything about yuo anyway ;)

ooof - you AND marcel AND my lindsay?!?! half the reason i still have a liver is because i have no partners in crime. the two of them are my favorite partners in crime - with you in that mix?

hmm - now that i think about, i'm DOWN for THAT.:eek:

i seriously can't wait to hang, david.

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Originally posted by peeps

ooof - you AND marcel AND my lindsay?!?! half the reason i still have a liver is because i have no partners in crime. the two of them are my favorite partners in crime - with you in that mix?

hmm - now that i think about, i'm DOWN for THAT.:eek:

i seriously can't wait to hang, david.

Yeh me too, when i go out with L&M all i here about is you ;)

Hey listen Lindsay can put some away... we will get Brent out as well, now he CAN drink.

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peeps - we're glad to send her off to get a good education..

Here are some of the things I"m sure she'll learn at Sara Lawrence.

- The difference between a capuccino, mochaccino, and a frappacinno.

- Men are all evil

- How it feels to be in a K-Hole

- To separate the whites from the colored....(ahem.. laundry)

- How to worship the goddess Kali-ma

- peeps is one horny bastard

- The difference between Nietcshe's existentialism and Sartre's existentialism.

- Being whipped by a butch dyke isnt all that bad.

I'm sure she'll come back to Chicago a more 'hole' person.

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Originally posted by tranceaction

peeps - we're glad to send her off to get a good education..

Here are some of the things I"m sure she'll learn at Sara Lawrence.

- The difference between a capuccino, mochaccino, and a frappacinno.

- Men are all evil

- How it feels to be in a K-Hole

- To separate the whites from the colored....(ahem.. laundry)

- How to worship the goddess Kali-ma

- peeps is one horny bastard

- The difference between Nietcshe's existentialism and Sartre's existentialism.

- Being whipped by a butch dyke isnt all that bad.

I'm sure she'll come back to Chicago a more 'hole' person.

<sighs> First of all, it's SaraH - with an H.

Secondly:

- the -ccino thing was learned last year - keep in mind, I am a sophomore. ;) (I take no responsibility for this knowledge, by the way - one of my friends was a total starbucks whore, and force taught all of us)

- Men aren't all evil - some of them are gay

- I learned about K holes this summer. Never again.

- laundry's taken care of. ;)

- Kali ma?

- peeps's desperation is already noted

- philosophy is definitely on the list

- being whupped by a butch dyke IS that bad.

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Originally posted by silente

<sighs> First of all, it's SaraH - with an H.

Secondly:

- the -ccino thing was learned last year - keep in mind, I am a sophomore. ;) (I take no responsibility for this knowledge, by the way - one of my friends was a total starbucks whore, and force taught all of us)

- Men aren't all evil - some of them are gay

- I learned about K holes this summer. Never again.

- laundry's taken care of. ;)

- Kali ma?

- peeps's desperation is already noted

- philosophy is definitely on the list

- being whupped by a butch dyke IS that bad.

damn - i was hoping that lindsay would teach me a thing or two

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Originally posted by peeps

WHOA WHOA WHOA

WHOA WHOA WHOA

ease up there little girl - (almost missed that one)

don't want to make enemies so soon, sweetie

:tongue:

<laughs> I was surprised you didn't say anything about that. ;)

And if you haven't acquainted yourself with my sarcasm by now...geez...your head must be farther up your arse than I imagined.

;)

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Originally posted by silente

Nope. They were a little surprised the first time, but they learned to deal. Most of them I can't take out anyway.

hopefully we can get you to the limelight for a early sunday mass with some of the goths -

so, the piercings - how many? where ya got them?

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Originally posted by peeps

hopefully we can get you to the limelight for a early sunday mass with some of the goths -

so, the piercings - how many? where ya got them?

Mass with goths?? I'm there! ;)

I've got 6 in my ears (2 in each lobe, 1 in each cartilage), one in my nose, one in my labret (lip), and 1 in my navel. I'm debating more...we'll see...

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