chris817 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that amajor plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th willbe bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groupsof alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toiletbowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from areliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is datingthis girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whosehusband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines theshoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs toanother mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparentlyoverheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to theconclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momadance Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 that wasnt even funny 2 weeks ago when it was new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 who comes up with these lame ass jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizard23 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 I thought it was really cute and funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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