chula22 Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 Five Floors... A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do so again they head for the stairs.The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors...So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight". The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollib Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 Ha, ha- but that was good (and so true)!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 ive been stuck on the second floor all yearwtf!damn it i need to get to the 4th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted November 19 Author Report Share Posted November 19 Originally posted by glowdancer ive been stuck on the second floor all yearwtf!damn it i need to get to the 4th :laugh: Thats what im saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 ahahahhaah... I guess thats how that song came about... My name is luca i live on the second floor...Derf Derf.. <COUGHcornyCOUGH>anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 I think I reside on the 3rd floor, and hopefully moving up to the 4th real soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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