zlatang Posted December 20 Report Share Posted December 20 by the way, is anyone here familiar with amanda lear? she's soooooooooo bad:D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 we need a bimbo for an interview about the bags check-in policy. please donate your silicons to the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Originally posted by faith11878 Maybe we'll get some good shots on NYE...you know they will all be out in full force! So FunnnnnnnnnnnnYYY!!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Originally posted by zlatang we need a bimbo for an interview about the bags check-in policy. please donate your silicons to the thread Lets make it worth it to them and give away a free street bag of their choice to the first 10 bimbo's that apply:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Originally posted by madrusso well, you'd never see that in Vinyl or in the late Twilo,but i will take a damn camera next time i go out, and take some pics for you,so we all will have an opportunity to study this phenomenon using visual evidence,hahaha!! I regret very deeply to inform u all that yes, I have seen these stupid bitches doing this stupid shit in such a place @ Vinyl or the late and ever so great Twilo...next time I'll be sure to smack that bitch upside her head though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Originally posted by faith11878 Lets make it worth it to them and give away a free street bag of their choice to the first 10 bimbo's that apply:D good idea! sure, give them a street bag and a *doctored* map of nyc clubs, so that they get lost on their way...or find a really'fabulous' club in NJ and stay da fuc*ing there with their bags!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 We must Tell These BiMBOS, "Its time to lay the smackdown your candy ass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc We must Tell These BiMBOS, "Its time to lay the smackdown your candy ass" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc We must Tell These BiMBOS, "Its time to lay the smackdown your candy ass" :laugh: Thats cute...Have a nice Holiday all and remember to watch out for bags lying in the street this season...it's slippery out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . They're praying to the goddess of shopping to deliver them from Velvet cowboy hat hell . . . Dude I think we should vote this one as a funniest post ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by tottallyoff Dude I think we should vote this one as a funniest post ever. i totally agree...this is a great thread - don't let it die, LOL:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 YesterDAYYYY.....when I was at "PEACE on EARTH" I Tripped OVER A MOuNTaiN of BAGS and Jackets...I was sooo annoyed!!! I wanted to tell these Jerks, "You know that there is an entire THREAD on Clubplanet.com dedicated to you dumbies.....CHECK THE DAMN BAGS AND COATS!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 This is the most fucking hilarious thread.......Actually, I was at Centro on Thursday for Hybrid... I was standing under the DJ booth and lookiing at the dancefloor when I spotted a couple of girls "bag the floor". Somehow, mentally I was ready to go over to yell/laugh at/stare strangely at these girls (Two separate spaces too).But this is just WAY too funny....bitches need to learn how to check their bags....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by xpander This is the most fucking hilarious thread.......Actually, I was at Centro on Thursday for Hybrid... I was standing under the DJ booth and lookiing at the dancefloor when I spotted a couple of girls "bag the floor". Somehow, mentally I was ready to go over to yell/laugh at/stare strangely at these girls (Two separate spaces too).But this is just WAY too funny....bitches need to learn how to check their bags....... they'd better put those bags on their heads. that's the only way they'd have a chance to get laid!!!!!!!!!!(bimbos+bags+labels=LaBagBos) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by zlatang they'd better put those bags on their heads. that's the only way they'd have a chance to get laid!!!!!!!!!!(bimbos+bags+labels=LaBagBos) Now that would never happen for 2 resaons:1- It would crush all that big hair claw thing they have going on the top of their head.2- That takes hand/eye cord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by faith11878 Now that would never happen for 2 resaons:1- It would crush all that big hair claw thing they have going on the top of their head.2- That takes hand/eye cord. so true:laugh: :laugh: but perhaps they may have more than one hairclaws, so one of those would move *down* and shut their mouth forever (as if they have anything to say)+ even bimbos need hand/eye coordination to give a j(l)o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by zlatang so true:laugh: :laugh: but perhaps they may have more than one hairclaws, so one of those would move *down* and shut their mouth forever (as if they have anything to say)+ even bimbos need hand/eye coordination to give a j(l)o Thats a good point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glamourama Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Maybe we should take pity on these poor unfortunates who obviously don't have enough $ to check their belongings. Next time this phenomenon is witnessed, we should ask one of the "LaBagBo's" if they would like a collection taken up for the less fortunate clubbers so they can check their bags.Or maybe the doorpeople should hand out free coatcheck tickets to all LaBagBo's entering the club as a courtesy to everyone else...Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlatang Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by glamourama Maybe we should take pity on these poor unfortunates who obviously don't have enough $ to check their belongings. Next time this phenomenon is witnessed, we should ask one of the "LaBagBo's" if they would like a collection taken up for the less fortunate clubbers so they can check their bags.Or maybe the doorpeople should hand out free coatcheck tickets to all LaBagBo's entering the club as a courtesy to everyone else...Just a thought. i think *doorpeople* should deal with the *bagladies*...there should even be some coupons that labagbos can collect - sign up your bimbo friend for a speed-check in and get one free courtesy check in"....i still think that establishing bag-club is not such a bad idea. "take your bags out...let them socialise and have fun on their own while you can travel light to nyc clubs..." a bag-spa is another option to think about:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 Originally posted by zlatang i think *doorpeople* should deal with the *bagladies*...there should even be some coupons that labagbos can collect - sign up your bimbo friend for a speed-check in and get one free courtesy check in"....i still think that establishing bag-club is not such a bad idea. "take your bags out...let them socialise and have fun on their own while you can travel light to nyc clubs..." a bag-spa is another option to think about:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You are so bold today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jaxl Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 This is the funniest stuff I have read in the longest. I must confess that I am a bag lady, but there's a logical (though you may consider it neurotic/paranoid). I have to drive in from NJ, so not only do I have to carry cash & ID, but housekeys/spare car keys and my ever handy ChapStick. If I go with my my bf, he puts all my stuff in his pocket and I can leave my bag in the car, but if I'm coming in by myself to meet people I feel much more comfortable keeping my personables on me at all times. Nothing worse than being ready to go home and you find that you misplaced the coat check stub or getting to coat check and they can't find all your stuff or getting to the parking lot to only find out they accidently locked the keys in the car (which has happened to me). I don't bring anything big, usually something compact that I can sling around my neck and never, even in my big-hair/big bag stage, did I dance around my bag. Although I probably looked just as stupid dancing while clutching my bag like if it held all my worldly possessions.Forgot to add that in no way shape or form am I a siliconed bimbo that can't afford the coat check fee & tip. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madrusso Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 *Bump*this is for you Zlatang,dont want to let it die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by madrusso *Bump*this is for you Zlatang,dont want to let it die *Bump*Here we go......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetumzz Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 i have never personally seen this bag dance! where are the pictures?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone4me Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by tottallyoff Dude I think we should vote this one as a funniest post ever. This is by far the funniest f'ng thread I have ever read in my entire life, my god, If there could only be pics of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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