mugwump Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 I Mugwump will now share some GREAT PROVERBS that I collectedin my Travels to CHINA...May you take the light I will share with you (as I have done when my sensai shared these with me on Mount Hijitzu..)and use themto illuminate your darkness...(Sound of GONG)PROVERBS Mugz picked up in China: (CHINESE PROVERBS) Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry.Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Crowded elevator smell different to midget. :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laraver Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 MUGZ! THAT IS TWISTED!DEC 1ST, YOU KNOW WHERE TO BE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 26 Author Report Share Posted November 26 Originally posted by laraver MUGZ! THAT IS TWISTED!DEC 1ST, YOU KNOW WHERE TO BE! Mugz bows.."Man who pimps party too much..parties like a mugpimp"(???)I'm not sure what that one means..?YEA DUDE..SEE YOUR ASS @ TWIRL!*Mugz does the stomp..freezes in mid air..as Room rotates MATRIX STYLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laraver Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 Hey mugs - How do you change the little saying under your name? you know the intergalacticmisanthrope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 man who jerk off in cash register come into money.man who finger girl on period get caught red handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 26 Author Report Share Posted November 26 Originally posted by laraver Hey mugs - How do you change the little saying under your name? you know the intergalacticmisanthrope? EDit Profile.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laraver Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 Did it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laraver Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 Nope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 Originally posted by loch man who jerk off in cash register come into money.man who finger girl on period get caught red handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 unto others as others have done to u...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 hehe...oh um laraver, ya gotta reach 1500 posts to change it babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexybitchjenny Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Arooo..he who reads a mugwumpthread is better off dropping dead!arflol*(looser!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustednutts Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 man who don't use screwdriver in long time get rusted nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustednutts Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 man who let crazy woman fondle his sac is dealing with nutcracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by blowflyii unto others as others have done to u...... not quite dood.do unto others as you would have them do unto you...your version implies waiting and then reactingthe real deal implies nothing, merely intentions and virtue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkern Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by loch man who jerk off in cash register come into money.man who finger girl on period get caught red handed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondymu Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 OK.. i have to meet Mugs now ....You are always cracking me up.. and even in my laughter i finf meaning to what you say.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted November 28 Author Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by loch man who jerk off in cash register come into money.man who finger girl on period get caught red handed. woe..those are hard to beat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loch Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 foolish boy meet girl in park, wise boy park meat in girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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