chula22 Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xfactor834 Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 Dear Santa,I want to spread Chula's sexy legs apart to reveal her tight, sweet, wet little pussy...And I wanna bury my hungry face in it and drink every last drop of cum she has to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted November 29 Report Share Posted November 29 dee is sexy baby dee and shannon is lavendermenaceDear Santa,I have been a good boy.It really wasn't my fault what happened at shannon's Christmas party. It was dee who spiked the punch with too much guinness. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mint.I thought it was funny when I put rdancer's shirt on my head and danced the mugwump stomp on the sofa while singing `muhammed ali'. I didn't mean to break shannon's cell phone and don't know why shannon would sue me for sodomy.I don't remember calling gabe's wife a swallow cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!And when I threw up on jessica's husband's cock, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my svx through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pretty lion and have me arrested for murder!So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all slutty and funny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hot stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!Sincerely and fucker yours,erik (Really a nice boy!)P.S. It's only 7 bucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted November 29 Author Report Share Posted November 29 Originally posted by xfactor834 Dear Santa,I want to spread Chula's sexy legs apart to reveal her tight, sweet, wet little pussy...And I wanna bury my hungry face in it and drink every last drop of cum she has to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Dear santa... I want a 8 pound cock so that I can pound chula in every hole she has! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Dear Santa, I would like just glimpse into my future... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 all I want for xxx-mas in a shiny new 10" double coated leather vibrating cock with an anal attatchment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxS87xX Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Originally posted by xfactor834 Dear Santa,I want to spread Chula's sexy legs apart to reveal her tight, sweet, wet little pussy...And I wanna bury my hungry face in it and drink every last drop of cum she has to offer. OMG this is my christmas wish for a lot of girls on this board including chula, hey we can set it up when I call ya today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 WTF- How come there's never any place to send my Chanukah mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Send them to Chanukkah Harry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Dear Chanukah Harry@ChanukahHarry.comGive me all your money Bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 dear santai want wild animal sex. like the kind i had all last nite and this morningevery day for the rest of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Dear SantaWILL YOU HOOK A BROTA UP WITH SOME TAIL ALREADY!! What did I do to deserve this?? Put some coal in my damn stocking or something...not leave me punnanyless (is THAT a word?)....That is all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Santa Baby,Awww...hiya sweetcheeks....It's been a while Well, I'm writting to you to thank you for sending my X-Mas present a little early this year. Oh my Goodness, I was afraid I would NEVER get it.How sweet it was..gave me chills up my spine...and had me scream out with immeasurable pleasure! I was so happy to see it I played with it again and again! Gosh it does so many different things...I wasn't sure where to start! I had some trouble deciding what to do first, but after I dove right in....everything was just dandy...believe you me!I'm so glad your little helper (little? I kid you not...8 inches and about the width of my wrist!) was there to share in my joy because I truly believe his monster cock is what made me have my FIRST ORGASIM!!!!!!Merry X-mas Santa!PS....to hell with St. Nick....I'm a firm believe in ST. DICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted November 30 Report Share Posted November 30 Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! (While filled with illusion I wrote you this letter) I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH, YOU'VE TAKEN ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! "I'LL FUCK YOU UP!" I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH! Sincerely, Johnny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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