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the "two screennames on clubplanet" phenomenon


weyes

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there are numerous board members with more than one screenname. one of these people was on the new york board and discovered last winter because his posts were quite inflammatory and both identities were behaving like similarly-voiced asses (i wish i could remember his names; was one of them bastardino? anyone remember?). but there are just some weirdos who have two names so they can fuck with people and sometimes talk to themselves... anyone have any thoughts on this phenomenon?

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The Rock used to be a second personality on the board. The Rock was beyond a shadow of a doubt the most electrifying personality on the board. but alas the Rock has gone into retiement because the Jabroni that posted as him screwed up and showed his true colors. Also this board plain sucks.

If you smell what the Rock is cookin'

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Listen Jabroni. This board should feel honored to have the great one sharing his thoughts. The rock knows that all the millions, and MILLIONS of Rock's fan come here to see the Rock do what he does best. Whoopin' your ass. So as to not disappoint the people. FINNALLY the ROCK has come back to CLUBPLANET.

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Originally posted by weyes

there are numerous board members with more than one screenname. one of these people was on the new york board and discovered last winter because his posts were quite inflammatory and both identities were behaving like similarly-voiced asses (i wish i could remember his names; was one of them bastardino? anyone remember?). but there are just some weirdos who have two names so they can fuck with people and sometimes talk to themselves... anyone have any thoughts on this phenomenon?

I don't know if I'd call it a phenomenon... people are just entertaining themselves... but yes, it can be annoying when the obnoxiously stupid people try and do it...

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Well little lady the Rock knows that he gives you that funny feeling in your stomach. He knows that the only thing the will make that feeling go away is of course the Rock's struddle. So keep hoping and dreaming that someday, some way you will get the chance to taste the Rock's studdle. Until then....

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Originally posted by darock

Well little lady the Rock knows that he gives you that funny feeling in your stomach. He knows that the only thing the will make that feeling go away is of course the Rock's struddle. So keep hoping and dreaming that someday, some way you will get the chance to taste the Rock's studdle. Until then....

what exactly is "struddle," or "studdle?" :confused:

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Originally posted by dlish

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his heat seeking moisture missle.

or as the beasties would put it..."and he got caught with a shrimpy limp dick"

aahhhhhhh. duh, weyes. what was i thinking? or, as the beasties would also say, "to all the party peoples that are on my bozack."

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Now Randy listen

I rock a house party at the drop of a hat

I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat

a lot of people they be Jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic

In the right car... at the right price... in mint condition

they'll be staring at the radio

staying up all night

so like a pimp I'm pimpin'

I got a boat to eat shrimp in

Nothing wrong with my leg... just B-boy limpin'

Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float

My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat

oowah oowah is my disco call

MCA... hu-huh... I'm gettin' rope y'all

Routines I bust rhymes I write

And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night

Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose

I'm on time and that's how it goes

You heard my style I think you missed the point

that's the joint

Mike D with your bad self running things

What's up with your bad breath onion rings

I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead

Chillin' with Pig Pen down at Club Med

Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this

Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz

Hurricane you got clout

Other DJ's he'll take your head out

A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing or rhyme

Or do my thing I'm

In a lava lamp inside the brain hotel

I might be peakin' or freakin' I'm known to rock well

The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango

Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols

I got the peg leg at the end of my stump

Shake your rump

Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest

Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest

Yeah we've got beef chief

We're knocking out teeth chief

And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith

Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat

Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet

Should I have another sip no skip it

In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet

Rope a dope dookies all around the neck

"Whoo ha yo garcon the cheque"

Running from the law the press and the parents

"Is your name Michael Diamond?"

Naw mine's Clarence

From downtown Manhattan... the village

My style is wild and you know that it still is

Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump

Shake your rump-aaahhh

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