jasontowns Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!! So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahs Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!! So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers! where is my gift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!! So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers! Hahhahaa Shady's getting toilet paper for x-mas, doh so am I. But I have a question Mr. Towns, will it be double ply?Also, could I possibly use my tp to wrap around you so your wish can finally come true......to be WHITE that is...Eassst siiiiide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by pgiddy to be WHITE that is...Ouch. You HAD to pull that card, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh: I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [/quoteshut up it's not funny BUT Santa Jason what does Vixen get for Kwanza?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Ouch. You HAD to pull that card, didn't you? Wait a minute, does this mean that Shady=Jasontowns?? I think I've cracked the case, once again no pun intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasontowns Posted December 14 Author Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by pgiddy Hahhahaa Shady's getting toilet paper for x-mas, doh so am I. But I have a question Mr. Towns, will it be double ply?Also, could I possibly use my tp to wrap around you so your wish can finally come true......to be WHITE that is...Eassst siiiiide White, give me a break cracker. I can recall seeing that gun rack in your car adorned behind that dixie flag.You what, I'm just gonna call you Luke Duke from now on.Better yet, Boss Hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 I think Vixen should get a pair of red shiny vinyl booty shorts and matching thigh-high boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns White, give me a break cracker. I can recall seeing that gun rack in your car adorned behind that dixie flag.You what, I'm just gonna call you Luke Duke from now on.Better yet, Boss Hog. Yeah, well I'm gonna call you Double Stuff. Cause you may have the chocolate on the outside, but you got huge helpings of white on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy I think Vixen should get a pair of red shiny vinyl booty shorts and matching thigh-high boots. Yeah! Yeah! I think Vixen should get that too! Yeah! Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasontowns Posted December 14 Author Report Share Posted December 14 Trust me, Vixen will be sitting on Santa Jason's lap for two hours and telling me what she really wants for Christmas.*swwaahhpoop* Down boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahs Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!! So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers! oh look it's getto clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns Trust me, Vixen will be sitting on Santa Jason's lap for two hours and telling me what she really wants for Christmas.*swwaahhpoop* Down boy! Uhhh that's okay ... I think the shorts and boots will do just fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by bigmahs oh look it's getto clause HAHAHAHA!The funny thing is, it ain't even real ghetto. It's suburban ghetto wannabe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by bigmahs oh look it's getto clause Who bigmahs?? You?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasontowns Posted December 14 Author Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by bigmahs oh look it's getto clause You forgot the "h" in ghetto dumb ass. If you want to be part of this, you first have to qualify:Rule 1 : Learn how to spellRule 2 : You have to be from DCRule 3 : Kiss shady's assand Rule 4 : Kiss my black ass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by pgiddy Wait a minute, does this mean that Shady=Jasontowns?? I think I've cracked the case, once again no pun intended I could never pull off such a scam with my short attention span. I woulda been found out a long time ago.But, seriously, is this guy for real? Have you really met this guy? Cause there's no way anyone can be such a huge jackass. I have too much faith in the human race to believe that any member could be as big a cocksucker as this loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by shadygroovedc I could never pull off such a scam with my short attention span. I woulda been found out a long time ago.But, seriously, is this guy for real? Have you really met this guy? Cause there's no way anyone can be such a huge jackass. I have too much faith in the human race to believe that any member could be as big a cocksucker as this loser. uhhhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhh... you said "member" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahs Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by jasontowns You forgot the "h" in ghetto dumb ass. If you want to be part of this, you first have to qualify:Rule 1 : Learn how to spellRule 2 : You have to be from DCRule 3 : Kiss shady's assand Rule 4 : Kiss my black ass!! [/QUlmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by shadygroovedc I could never pull off such a scam with my short attention span. I woulda been found out a long time ago.But, seriously, is this guy for real? Have you really met this guy? Cause there's no way anyone can be such a huge jackass. I have too much faith in the human race to believe that any member could be as big a cocksucker as this loser. Yeah somehow he claims that I've met him or was at a party of his or something. But honestly I think he is for real and I couldn't agree more, what a freakin jackass he is, just look at his picture, you've got to be kidding me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by pgiddy Yeah somehow he claims that I've met him or was at a party of his or something. But honestly I think he is for real and I couldn't agree more, what a freakin jackass he is, just look at his picture, you've got to be kidding me. There's no way this dude's for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by shadygroovedc There's no way this dude's for real. Shhhhh! Shady! It's bad enough the PGiddy's boyfriend is inflatable but you SHOULDN'T burst his bubble like that on a public messageboard!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Shhhhh! Shady! It's bad enough the PGiddy's boyfriend is inflatable but you SHOULDN'T burst his bubble like that on a public messageboard!!! Ahh, yes. I see it now. (I'm wearing my Sherlock Holmes hat and smoking a pipe right now)First, if we check the user profile for JasonTowns, we see that his registration date was 8/10/2001.Next, if we check the user profile for Pgiddy, we see that his registation date was 8/8/2001.Now, if we think back a bit, we will remember that Pgiddy's first posts were very inflammatory. VERY much like JasonTowns.So, given the evidence before us, we can make two hypotheses as to JasonTowns' identity. a) JasonTowns = Pgiddyor JasonTowns = Pgiddy's Gay LoverQ.E.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted December 14 Report Share Posted December 14 Originally posted by shadygroovedc Ahh, yes. I see it now. (I'm wearing my Sherlock Holmes hat and smoking a pipe right now)First, if we check the user profile for JasonTowns, we see that his registration date was 8/10/2001.Next, if we check the user profile for Pgiddy, we see that his registation date was 8/8/2001.Now, if we think back a bit, we will remember that Pgiddy's first posts were very inflammatory. VERY much like JasonTowns.So, given the evidence before us, we can make two hypotheses as to JasonTowns' identity. a) JasonTowns = Pgiddyor JasonTowns = Pgiddy's Gay LoverQ.E.D. that crack has seriously messed with your mind. It's simple does that guy type like me, NO, also I don't even know how to add pictures and that stuff and he does, so lets think who's good at that??? Shadyyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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