rachel1997 Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 OMG, that article was the biggest load of shit I've read in quite a while. If your son plays Quake then he is a hacker? WTF? And what was that bullshit about AMD chips? I hope the guy who wrote that article did so as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 I am laughing my fucking ass off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Don't worry, I'm pretty positive that must be a joke. My favorite was "flash" being a hacker program, and quake too. lmao.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lugz Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 This is some bs article cause most of the stuff he wrote on there isnt even true he even got some facts wrong in decribing the programs and what theyre used for therefore i dont beleive it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammateam Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 That was the funniest thing I have ever read. Please post more, very entertaining. What ever idiot wrote that has to much time on his hand, and if he was serious.. Well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond. ----UHHHHH YEAH RIGHT.Neuromancer?the ideas presented in neuromancer are SO far ahead of our times that it cannot POSSIBLY be considered a 'hacking manual' - i mean, shit, yeah right we have HOLODECKS, TODAY. riiiiight.----i think this pretty much Proves that this article as a joke. the guy misspelled Linux, probably to prevent being sued...----BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 . . Biggest load of shit I've ever read . . Go ahead, stifle your kids creativity because of your ignorance as a parent . . In the long run, I'll make more money . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 and he is none other than kris janis.......k*ris neurotic...........thesoontobeplayindumbodjPhunk.....stiffling creativity that is what school does.........Wow......I was asked to draw a apinting of the nina pinta and santamaria in 1st grade......I painted the whole paper blue, and the school called my parents in,,,and when the asked me waht I ws making I said the ships sank......Kidz these days need to draw outside the lines......and not chase the tail of dogma//////question authority, and drink lots of absinthe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialectics Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 this is the most ignorant drivel i have ever seen in my life. not just the mis-statements about flash and neuromancer but the way he prides himself on being a regular joe.computers causing neurological impairments making your son do poorly in school? hey motherfucker, if your school wasn't teaching your child to be another pathetic sheep following the flock then maybe i can understand. he's probably doing poorly in school because he's BORED.this better be a joke because if not i feel sorry for the person that wrote it, those that take it seriously, and the children that have to deal with the "spankings".peaz,rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashedfx Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Or some guy got high and jes started bullshitting.Laugh about it, dont pay attention Thoughi found it so "random" that it wasnt as funny,as it was meant to be. I was like "ummm...ok...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by rachel1997 http://adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147 ROTFLMFAO!!! this entire article is comprised of bullshit on top of horse shit... this is one of my favs... 9. Has your son radically changed his appearance? If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences. lmao... and what the fuck why is it that a hacker has to be your son why not daugter??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by dgmodel "glow-sticks" ... pacifiersalso isn't this Raver culture?whoever wrote the column is one sick demented CONfUSED fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by blowflyii Wow......I was asked to draw a apinting of the nina pinta and santamaria in 1st grade......I painted the whole paper blue, and the school called my parents in,,,and when the asked me waht I ws making I said the ships sank......HAHAHAHAHAA dude that's so funny, I won an art contest on a cruise when I was little. The director of the kids' program held an art contest where we all had to draw the ship, and I, being the navally-obsessed little thing I was, was going through this big titanic phase, so I drew it like the Titanic with the stern out of the water and all sinking, and they loved it! I'm #1 hahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Vixen .........u beat me.......I gues I'm second runner up, "richard simons language and opera's" for DEAD LAST>>>....hahaI won an ice cream eating contest when I was little,,,thank god I went on deal a meal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Originally posted by thehacker also isn't this Raver culture?whoever wrote the column is one sick demented CONfUSED fuck. Hacker Headquarters is in EXIT... this had to have been a joke this guy or whatever it is cant be serious with this nonesense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tottallyoff Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Listen. I am 1000% sure this article was aimed at white conservative republicans, that's why they made it like that. Honestly, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE READ IN A LONG WHILE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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