rachel1997 Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 Ya KNOW ya on a ghetto Airline when.... 1. The windows are tinted 2. The plane is sitting on gold rims 3. The stewardess's are all ex-Hammer dancers 4. First class, business class and coach is classified as: O.G., Hustlers, and Playa Haters 5. Power windows for fly-by's 6. Pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money 7. The intercom chimes "bling bling" prior to announcements instead of "ding ding" 8. Floating devices have patches 9. Oxygen masks are turned into bongs 10.The pilot is doing doughnuts on the runway 11.The pilot has to check in with his parole officer before take off 12. The pilot needs a jump to start the plane 13. The stewardesses have on Fubu gear as their uniforms 14. Featured movies are "Booty Call," "I Got The Hook Up," and the Original "Shaft" 15. Served miniature forty ounces and pork skins 16. The plane has an AMG kit 17. You can pay for your tickets with food stamps or WIC vouchers 18. The black box is really a satellite TV de-scrambler 19. The seats are covered in plastic 20. Your flight got canceled cause the plane got repossessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lc019 Posted December 23 Report Share Posted December 23 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 LMAO!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkissa Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 Originally posted by rachel1997 Ya KNOW ya on a ghetto Airline when.... 6. Pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 hahahhahhahaha:laugh: :laugh: peace outgianni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted December 24 Report Share Posted December 24 yo Blondeee Gangsta biotch- where u been at HO?!?u down wit dat see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 VERY FUNNY :laugh: 11.The pilot has to check in with his parole officer before take off ; i believe this one, if you*ve ever seen some of the pilots:D Now i have something to laugh at and settle my nerves on my flight back§ hehehehehPaPa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momadance Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 21. the airplane says 'National Airlines' on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 sounds like AirTran...I hate those fawkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 fo' shizza my nizza.some funny ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpapi Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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