brooklynkid Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 there are guidos lurking on CP right now denying these accusations.you all realize this is a form of racism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happykittn Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 :laugh: Hmm... on a side note, has anyone on cp admitted to/is proud of being a guido? Just wondering... Suffering from insomnia,~kitten >^.^< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 I just got back from SF (Guido Haven) and I saw all the dances that you guys mentioned including the "I'm so spastic and out of control that I knock everyone over while flailing my arms widly and kicking"...I had some guy elbow me in the arm...another guy PUNCHED ME in the face...and some scary rollin shim spilt it's water all over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 GUiDOS are Just SiMPLY HiLARiOUS:laugh: :laugh: Why do they have to PLURALIZE EVERYTHING???? For ex: "Ay Oh...Wanna go to "EXiTS" tonight???" Ummm isn't there only ONE EXIT?""Ay Oh...I used to go to "TWiLOS" all Da Time?" THere always was, and always will be only ONE TWiLO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc GUiDOS are Just SiMPLY HiLARiOUS:laugh: :laugh: Why do they have to PLURALIZE EVERYTHING???? For ex: "Ay Oh...Wanna go to "EXiTS" tonight???" Ummm isn't there only ONE EXIT?""Ay Oh...I used to go to "TWiLOS" all Da Time?" THere always was, and always will be only ONE TWiLO!!!! LMAO :laugh: COME ON...does anyone *really* still say AY OH anymore??? T minus one day till VINYLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by brooklynkid LMAO :laugh: T minus one day till VINYLS! HAHHAHA ...I 4 Got that ONE:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 AY YO!!!! VINYLS TOMORROWS NIGHTS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exgroove Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 wow punched in the face? thats crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 yeah.....at least he apologized....last week some ass elbowed my arm and I had a bruise for about a week! Uhh...that guy didn't say sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exgroove Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 havent been to sf yet but damn i dont think i wanna be elbowed and knocked in the face lololololololol but accidents are accidents i guess...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by exgroove havent been to sf yet but damn i dont think i wanna be elbowed and knocked in the face lololololololol but accidents are accidents i guess...... Well if u do go, Don't forget to Bring body Armor!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by msoprano13 :laugh: :laugh: you mother fawkers Did they offend you guido? hahaha :laugh: God all your descriptions are accurate....Damn allw e need is a pic of one fo them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by fierydesire Did they offend you guido? hahaha :laugh: God all your descriptions are accurate....Damn allw e need is a pic of one fo them... I will def be sure to bring my camera morrow and post a whole SPREAD of this fine ass slabs of beef in all their glorious motion....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apollon4 Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 You guys got it all wrong...........Its called the meathead shuffle because 75% of guidos are also classified as meatheads the dance is reffered to as the Meathead Shuffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by apollon4 You guys got it all wrong...........Its called the meathead shuffle because 75% of guidos are also classified as meatheads the dance is reffered to as the Meathead Shuffle. meathead shuffle:laugh: One of my friends was doing this the other night...haha ..he hit it right on target...for all jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzah508 Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 AY YO :laugh: :laugh: I am totally a guido/guidette dancer!!!!I just get soo into the music, I am a hands clapping, feet stomping, punching arms....all right you all know what I mean!!This should be posted under HUMOR!!!as for the pluralizing.....don't do that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saigray Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 My all time favorite, which my british friends imitate mercilessly, is the classic guido prance, that I have re-named "Step-in-time" after the Dick VanDyk number from Mary Poppins. This is a combo of the "start the lawnmower" arm, then stepping lively with legs turned out, bring the knees up, and sort of prancing, chest puffed out, in search of females who might be impressed with their odd mating dance. For this, the guido must also press his lips forward tp make a serious, "toughguy", duck-impression type face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by saigray For this, the guido must also press his lips forward tp make a serious, "toughguy", duck-impression type face. :laugh: :laugh: I've seen THAT FACE many many TimES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonmartin Posted December 31 Author Report Share Posted December 31 Then there is the "scarecrow", in which the guido has his arms straight out to the side like a "T" and steps/sways to the beat.Then there are the variations of various lifts this guys do in the gym...only they make them into dances. For instance, the curl dance is when the guido dances and has his arms flexed like if he was halfway done a curl. Etc, etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by saigray . . . . the guido must also press his lips forward tp make a serious, "toughguy", duck-impression type face. . . . rawk . . as if to say "heeeeey, how YOU doin". . . rawk rawk rawk . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boreese Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by carsonmartin Then there are the variations of various lifts this guys do in the gym...only they make them into dances. LMFAO :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 31 Report Share Posted December 31 Originally posted by saigray My all time favorite, which my british friends imitate mercilessly, is the classic guido prance, that I have re-named "Step-in-time" after the Dick VanDyk number from Mary Poppins. This is a combo of the "start the lawnmower" arm, then stepping lively with legs turned out, bring the knees up, and sort of prancing, chest puffed out, in search of females who might be impressed with their odd mating dance. For this, the guido must also press his lips forward tp make a serious, "toughguy", duck-impression type face. you forgot the one were it looks like there picking apples or something out of tree and putting it under their armpit, then completing the ritual by doing 360's through out the dance... all of these are mad funny... lol... :laugh: ROTFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangelid Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 i do all of those....damn, and I thought I was a good dancer....back to the drawing boards...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzah508 Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 Originally posted by pangelid i do all of those....damn, and I thought I was a good dancer....back to the drawing boards...... LMAO.....ME TOO!!Now I know why all my friends always make fun of my dancing and facial (duck) expressions!?!? oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sflover Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 thanx for brighting up my day - this is way toooooooo funny :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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