djmikedr Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 WORD, HARD SHIT.I'll be there. might spin too.Com'mon peeps show some support to our family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 OK OK OK OK Let me clear up the family tree once and for all: LavenderMenace supreme Matriach of the family. Otherwise known as th Evil fairy Godmother. affectionately known as 'mommy'. All of my kidz' ventures whether club, love, drug or alcohol related pass through me. I know it seems harsh but its a small price to pay for my TLC, protection from all sorts of evil (that dont come from my hands), and general affection, support, guidance, and ass kicking of anyone who fucks with MY KIDZ!The Kidz: Trancend aka: my little one ( or my baby, but I think he hates that one). JoeG aka: my stubborn little one. Xpander aka: my corruptable little one. and recent addition: Brooklynkid (the problem child) I had to overcome the space-time continuum to have him, but he really needs me as a mommy and he's a good big brother to the little ones.father type figures: Barvybe: fills in when I'm not around (physically or mentally) and acts as my backup. (I dunno, the kidz kinda listen to him) TottallyOff: the evil step father who just waltzed into the picture and that everyone is really coming to like very much, right kidz? Auntie Snoozi: havent quite figured out her role yet, but she's definitely family.Applications for additional family members are now being accepted by ME (of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 thanks for clearing that up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 You forgot saigray.... Me & Mike C's delerium fairy.... then again, you didn't forget her, because shes not real.... shes just in our heads when we indulge on substance too much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 what? i'm not in the family?! i think i'm gunna cry...*scampers off to a corner* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Maybe i can clear a few things up:BarMenace is our toddler...his exact lineage is difficult but definite alcohol relative of the both Kent street inhabitantsSnoozi is my neiceSaigrai and i met long ago - i caught her sneaking in the window (she used to be the tooth fairy)....I convinced her that there were better ways to spread joy....Also, i was born on 2/29, so i'm actually FATHER TIME!!! <30 X 4 = old fart> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by thehacker what? i'm not in the family?! i think i'm gunna cry...*scampers off to a corner* your my brother dimwit!!Saigray is slippery...Never woulda caught her without your help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 meow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by clubkat meow? who else do u think keeps Father Time's lap warm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 ::kneadsbarvybeslapandmakesaholeinhisfathertimerobe:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 . . . I'm the bastard Illegitimate uncle that nobody ever wants to talk about . . tee hee hee . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by clubkat ::kneadsbarvybeslapandmakesaholeinhisfathertimerobe:: s'ok...it was an old robe n e way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Im so loved!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by joeg You forgot saigray.... Me & Mike C's delerium fairy.... then again, you didn't forget her, because shes not real.... shes just in our heads when we indulge on substance too much... Notice how she was nowhere to be found last Friday (being drunk doesn't count) or Saturday (sober night!)...our theory is true I don't care what anyone says.I'm honoured to be considered the big brother of the group. Aside from the small issue of me being older than Mom, which might seem creepy to some but is quite understandable if you know us. The brooklynkid HQ is a safe haven for the miscreants of CP, complete with music, comfy couches, english muffins, and video games! And while I may not be without my own personal problems (that's why Mom and MY big bro Barvybe are around) I think i'm still a pretty good influence on the kids.I'm working on a family tree, based on this thread, and because I don't have a real job that would prevent me from wasting time like this. I'll post it later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . I'm the bastard Illegitimate uncle that nobody ever wants to talk about . . tee hee hee . . . you're more like the cousin who I wasn't allowed to play with without supervision because he played with matches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bLizAnci Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 all of you crack me up..-z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by brooklynkid you're more like the cousin who I wasn't allowed to play with without supervision because he played with matches . . . . . . How true . . . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Man. We are all there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by sleepiswaste all of you crack me up..-z unfortunately no relation.he's gonna have to marry in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bLizAnci Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by barvybe unfortunately no relation.he's gonna have to marry in. hahaha....overheard at vinyl......z - "he ok"barvybe "yes he's ok..but he dropped without asking permission" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by sleepiswaste hahaha....overheard at vinyl......z - "he ok"barvybe "yes he's ok..but he dropped without asking permission" HAHAHAHAHA. And he'll NEVER do it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 :laugh: MikeC: lol, and you forgot blue diamonds on the wall... those are tight..... get a job... or atleast get me one that doesn't suck.... Oh, and alcohol does count... the problem was I was sober both nights.... So she couldn't just come by for you.... its got to be a team delerium effort....Mommy lol, dropped without permission... how perverse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 Originally posted by joeg MikeC: get a job... or atleast get me one that doesn't suck.... Oh, and alcohol does count... the problem was I was sober both nights.... So she couldn't just come by for you.... its got to be a team delerium effort....See, it's tricky, cause i've seen her without you being there. And I've also seen her while sober...twice. So it's kind of spotty, this theory of ours. Looks like we'll just have to accept that she's some sort of an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in some kind of sweet candy shell And don't be raggin on me about my "job". The day is gonna come when I stroll into Vinyl with Meadow on my arm...Anyway you know I'd help you if i could cause you got the mad skillz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 uhm... ok. Who's Meadow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by tottallyoff uhm... ok. Who's Meadow? Meadow Soprano:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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