barvybe Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 i dobutt only cause i like how it feels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by synderella420 Let me remind you guys this was just a joke and I do not have excessive wiping issues Took you a few hours..........Are you sure you weren't just getting it fixed there?People and their dry anuseseseseseses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by barvybe i dobutt only cause i like how it feels how do you get the leverage in that bathroom of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by xpander Took you a few hours..........Are you sure you weren't just getting it fixed there?People and their dry anuseseseseseses omg lmao :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by xpander how do you get the leverage in that bathroom of yours? mad skillz and balance kid.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by barvybe mad skillz and balance kid.... oh damn.....cuz with that kinda problem, i'd have thought you'd need to take a few swings *BOP*HOMERUN* at it.....get some good side angle leverage and all........Guess I lack the skills of the big chill.............Gimme that extra 10 years and i'l get it right..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Oh man you guys are too much lmao!!! :laugh: Oh god I cant stop fucking laughing!!! I am dying ova here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 I love clean craps...U know those kind when you crap, then U wipe, thinking its gonna be all messy...and then look at the toilet paper, and its completely clean...and you put on that surprised but happy look on your face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc I love clean craps...U know those kind when you crap, then U wipe, thinking its gonna be all messy...and then look at the toilet paper, and its completely clean...and you put on that surprised but happy look on your face... I know what you mean !! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by xpander oh damn.....cuz with that kinda problem, i'd have thought you'd need to take a few swings *BOP*HOMERUN* at it.....get some good side angle leverage and all........Guess I lack the skills of the big chill.............Gimme that extra 10 years and i'l get it right..... OK, quick lesson:shit is sensitive down there...swings really aren't necessary. we aren't playing stick ball damnit! (at least i'm not).and the cramped quarters actually give u lots to lean and prop up against to get those good angles going...maybe age is the key...i mean with age come wrinkles. think about a thomas anus muffin - all those nooks and crannies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by barvybe OK, quick lesson:shit is sensitive down there...swings really aren't necessary. we aren't playing stick ball damnit! (at least i'm not).and the cramped quarters actually give u lots to lean and prop up against to get those good angles going...maybe age is the key...i mean with age come wrinkles. think about a thomas anus muffin - all those nooks and crannies. :laugh: The shit you guys come up with!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by barvybe OK, quick lesson:shit is sensitive down there...swings really aren't necessary. we aren't playing stick ball damnit! (at least i'm not).and the cramped quarters actually give u lots to lean and prop up against to get those good angles going...maybe age is the key...i mean with age come wrinkles. think about a thomas anus muffin - all those nooks and crannies. yikes........folds like that are unattractive i bet......IMHOi have to try it someday though.....speaking of which, I'm supposed to be at your place right now....lol guess Shannon's still out like a light........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc I love clean craps...U know those kind when you crap, then U wipe, thinking its gonna be all messy...and then look at the toilet paper, and its completely clean...and you put on that surprised but happy look on your face... OMG I LOVE THAT.......it's such a pleasant surprise........Unless...if you missed something........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Originally posted by synderella420 Oh man you guys are too much lmao!!! :laugh: Oh god I cant stop fucking laughing!!! I am dying ova here!!! poor kim......someone's going to find her dead in her house.......locked in the fetal position.....with a great big Jokertm face.........wet shit all over herself.....sigh....such a life wasted......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 . . Remember kids, exploding bowel syndrome can happen to YOU!!! . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 um...glad we are entertaining...Xpander - u'r on u'r way over here? better stop wiping and start cleaning this hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 i love that no-effort done-in-five-seconds plop plop splash no need for extra wipey wipey kinda dookie. especially when you're late for work but can't leave until you get number two out of the way prior to being stuck on a subway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by thehacker i love that no-effort done-in-five-seconds plop plop splash no need for extra wipey wipey kinda dookie. especially when you're late for work but can't leave until you get number two out of the way prior to being stuck on a subway. Now that's what I'm Talking ABOUT:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Very very funny sitcom-ish thread......i think it should be a segway to a thread about "Shitting in Other People's Houses for Dummies"... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Originally posted by brooklynkid Very very funny sitcom-ish thread......i think it should be a segway to a thread about "Shitting in Other People's Houses for Dummies"... :laugh: friend of mine in college stole a street sign for his dorm bathroom that said "no dumping" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 wow.. lol sometimed i wonder where the hell you guys come up with this stuff :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Anybody remember "The Poopie List"?Lets see if I remember one:The Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that's so big your affraid to flush without first breaking it up into a few smaller pieces with the toilet brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 holy shit........you guys are toooooooooooooo much!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 This thread reminded me that my toilet kicks like a mule....You have to close that sucker down before you flush it (literally) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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