djmikedr Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN: 20 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT>> YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ...>> 1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.> 2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the> ladies room.> 3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.> 4. In your last trip to pee you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye> Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.> 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on> eating.> 6. You start crying.> 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.> 8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.> 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher.> 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing> becomes strangely overwhelming.> 11. You've forgotten where you live.> 12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've> smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10 times by now) you only smoke> when you drink.> 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you> just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or> vodka.> 14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.> 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the> wrong way, but..."> 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it.> 17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.> 18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).> 19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really> want to.> 20. You get the sudden urge to call your ex-boyfriend...for absolutely no> fucking reason.>> AND WHO SAID ALCOHOL ISN'T BAD FOR YOU?!?!? DRINK UP GIRLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by apotheosis TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN: 20 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT>YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ...> 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.> 11. You've forgotten where you live.> 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you> just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or> vodka.> 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the> wrong way, but..."> 18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).> 20. You get the sudden urge to call your ex-boyfriend...for absolutely no> fucking reason.>> AND WHO SAID ALCOHOL ISN'T BAD FOR YOU?!?!? DRINK UP GIRLS some of those hit a lil too close to home! LOL!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 20. You get the sudden urge to call your ex-boyfriend...for absolutely no > fucking reason. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 So true... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by misk some of those hit a lil too close to home! LOL!!!!!!!!! hell yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 20 Author Report Share Posted January 20 "Close to home" eh girls?even # 19 ?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 Originally posted by apotheosis TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN: 20 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT>> YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ...>>> 8> 12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've> smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10 times by now) you only smoke> when you drink.>>According to my sister I sound more like the ROCK and I don't even smoke:rolleyes: . I just swear I'm untouchable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endo Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 :laugh: :laugh: :bounce: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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