dgmodel Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 So what do you drink ? Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdonxlavitoxx Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahkim13 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 God, you hit the nail on the head with me.Oh, and so you know, I drink margheritas- not frozen- I like em on the rocks.And when I'm feeling rambunctious, I do a shot or two of tequilla.Now, who wants a date?SK!3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melichacha Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 A lovely balance of beer and Mixed drinks RULES! - meli - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldado Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 some funny shitz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 definetly me....Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessica2394 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I drink mixed drinks...and I must admitt, i am def. high maitenance but i am not older,nor more refined I do know EXACTLY what I want, and yea I would probably send a hottie a drink-maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbocc10 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 i wonder what a LI iced tea says about me?maybe that i get really drunk and i hope i fall down and someone else takes me home.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 L.I. Iced Tea= I wanna git drunk quick and Cheap... and looking for a girl of the same caliber (quick&cheap)... at least thats the mood im in when i drink them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 I am a mix of beer, mixed drinks, and wine (not white zinfendel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Whisky man...When im hitting up ol' JackI Just want the world to go away...and it doesGood ol' Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by dgmodel Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. What about sippin on a forty of OE and still getting laid? Or is that just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 ~~~~MIXED DRINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 So what do you drink ? Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. yeah, I am casual and down to earthDrink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink. True on most accounts. I am older, pretty high maintenance and have picky taste...I DEF. KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT (NOW GETTING IT IS THE CHALLENGE).Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. yEaH, this sounds about right.Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. when I just don't give a f-ck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by marcid21 definetly me....Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! NO U DID NOT!!!!!!!! i was just gonna quote those same ones...then i scroll down to see what....MARCID beat me to it!! **2 of a kind** great minds think alike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 Originally posted by misk NO U DID NOT!!!!!!!! i was just gonna quote those same ones...then i scroll down to see what....MARCID beat me to it!! **2 of a kind** great minds think alike :laugh: THIS REALLY HAS GOT TO STOP! WE'RE BEGINNING TO SCARE ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by marcid21 :laugh: THIS REALLY HAS GOT TO STOP! WE'RE BEGINNING TO SCARE ME! wanna get really freaked...check out the baby name thread! lol...i think we should go get some blood work done..perhaps run some dna tests...find out birth parents!?!?! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbocc10 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Originally posted by dgmodel L.I. Iced Tea= I wanna git drunk quick and Cheap... and looking for a girl of the same caliber (quick&cheap)... at least thats the mood im in when i drink them... wow..... someone definitly hits it right on the nose.... aint it the truth.... 'give me the most liquor for the cheapest' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Nailed it with the mixed drinks... any guys wanna be my cabana boy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Nailed it with the mixed drinks... true true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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