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A poem about a MUGWUMP THAT CRIED WOLF!


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Arrroooooooo...

The once was a mugwump that haunted CP

He was a bit different than you and me

(Some would say he was a Bother)

He would bitch and complain

and say how NY wasn't the same

and he always promoted the "other"

He'd say "Give us more BREAKS!"

and

"THE GLAM SCENE ARE FAKES!"

and try to lead a small revolution.

He'd post about Nortec,

try and pimp out the Two step..

Tekno at guernica..

underground electronica..

Open tables at pseudo..

Indian tabla beat groovoe..

He'd post and he'd post..

He was even a Host

A "SUPASTA" when he was needed!

But mugwump burnt out..

he started to doubt:

"What the hell is the point of this anyway?"

"No job and all play?

haven't done shit all day?

But post on some silly

web sight?"

So the Mugwump posted

"GOODBYE"

(aroooo... how it made me cry)

so I must wait till he feels better..

WILL MUGWUMP COME BACK?

GET SHIT BACK ON TRACK..

FOR THOSE OF US THAT

ARE NOT INTO MAINSTREAM?

WILL HE POST TODAY?

COME BACK AND PLAY?

Or is he just LURKIN?

Cried WOLF LIKE A JERKIN..

and is planning to post once again?

Arrroooooooooo.....

I HOPE SO..

ORELSEI'MGONNAHAVETO BITEHISASSSOMUTHAFRICKIN HARD IT"LLBEBLUEFORAYEAR!

(Ok that last part didn't rhyme but you get the picture)

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WORD SBJ! Yo Mugz get yo ass back in here and shit! You the homie that started all the breakz shit in here along time agoandshit! wouldn't have started posting if I didn't see your name round here. Pseudo's open decks

owe you too yo! FOR REAL KID! come back with all your mugwumpia shit. I don't want to keep seeing you passed out on some table on a sunday. COME BACK AND REPRESENT FOR THE "other" as you put it. Don't give up yo! I think this is gonna be a good year for the kinda shit We live for. "Keep HOPE ALIVE!"

(you use to write that shit remember?)

Peace~

BTZ.

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He'd say "Give us more BREAKS!"

and

"THE GLAM SCENE ARE FAKES!"

and try to lead a small revolution

So true, So true , what a darlin he is/was/will be

::papa will commence a meeting of all his fellow smurfs and smurfettes to head out and hunt for MuGz::

:)

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SBJ - What happened to your master?

Did he take his skirt off yet and stop whining about things are is still being a bitch. Anyway - it would be nice to have him back on the board - Tell him I won't make anymore jokes about him wearing lipstick and tights in high school!! So he dressed like that goth guy on SNL - the board needs his posts about the "other"!!!

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