marcid21 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 This is a really funny thing to post about...but have you ladies ever had sex with a guy who's cock hooks a little to the left...or maybe a little to the right???My ex was like that, and we really could never get the sex thing down....He could never hit it from behind, cause it would hurt me too much.....Not like he hooked all that much, but I'm so tiny (4'11)...so you can imagine how tiny my insides are...It was actually so painful for me, that more than once I couldn't walk and felt like I had major menstrual cramps or something...Anywho...he probably would've been a really good fuck, if he could only straighten it out a lil' :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by marcid21 This is a really funny thing to post about...but have you ladies ever had sex with a guy who's cock hooks a little to the left...or maybe a little to the right???My ex was like that, and we really could never get the sex thing down....He could never hit it from behind, cause it would hurt me too much.....Not like he hooked all that much, but I'm so tiny (4'11)...so you can imagine how tiny my insides are...It was actually so painful for me, that more than once I couldn't walk and felt like I had major menstrual cramps or something...Anywho...he probably would've been a really good fuck, if he could only straighten it out a lil' :laugh: :laugh: lmao your shot... your really tiny huh?? you must be fun.... not implying anything btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Riight Riiiiiiiight!Well anywho, I dunno if "fun" is the right word for me........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by marcid21 Riight Riiiiiiiight!Well anywho, I dunno if "fun" is the right word for me........ so your saying your dull:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by origskeemr so your saying your dull:confused: Heck no.....there's plenty of other adjectives that describe me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by marcid21 Heck no.....there's plenty of other adjectives that describe me.... gotcha;) so what are some of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 nasty came to mind... sorry hon, I don't even know you, thats just the first thing that came to mind. And I do mean nasty in a good way, not dirty or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 amusingbubble butt (for lack of anything else starting w/ career oriented (derf...another lack of...)delicateexuberent (sp?)fucking AMAZING!gigglyheatedinterestingjackasskinkylovingmasturbatornaughtyobsessive, compulsive, anal pretty?q-teerestlesssexyteaseunawarevixenwittyx-ratedy? y not?zzzzzzz - I'm tired...ready to get the hell outta the office! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by marcid21 amusingbubble butt (for lack of anything else starting w/ career oriented (derf...another lack of...)delicateexuberent (sp?)fucking AMAZING!gigglyheatedinterestingjackasskinkylovingmasturbatornaughtyobsessive, compulsive, anal pretty?q-teerestlesssexyteaseunawarevixenwittyx-ratedy? y not?zzzzzzz - I'm tired...ready to get the hell outta the office! this is a pretty good list;) hehe i didnt expect it to be this long but all in all its good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by origskeemr this is a pretty good list;) hehe i didnt expect it to be this long but all in all its good yeah well i'm bored at work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by marcid21 yeah well i'm bored at work... lmao i kinda noticedwell just think about how much fun your gunna have on the ride home on the bus:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by origskeemr lmao i kinda noticedwell just think about how much fun your gunna have on the ride home on the bus:tongue: hahahaha....i wore my sneaks again;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Originally posted by marcid21 hahahaha....i wore my sneaks again;) :slaps forehead: oh god, good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by marcid21 hahahaha....i wore my sneaks again;) but did u bring snacks for fatty maghee on the ride???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by misk but did u bring snacks for fatty maghee on the ride???? *burp* ...me gots hungry.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 BTW....can someone help me out as to how my thread originally about a crooked penis ended in Twinkie talk???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by marcid21 BTW....can someone help me out as to how my thread originally about a crooked penis ended in Twinkie talk???? cause i felt like it:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 You know, being that this IS the sex board, i thought from the title it was a thread about wheather or not u would fuck captin hook, the peter pan bad guy. Furthermore, how the motherfuck does he masterbate???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by quoth You know, being that this IS the sex board, i thought from the title it was a thread about wheather or not u would fuck captin hook, the peter pan bad guy. Furthermore, how the motherfuck does he masterbate???? He dosen't....Tinkerbell is his fucktoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
origskeemr Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by quoth You know, being that this IS the sex board, i thought from the title it was a thread about wheather or not u would fuck captin hook, the peter pan bad guy. Furthermore, how the motherfuck does he masterbate???? imagine him fingering a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Originally posted by marcid21 BTW....can someone help me out as to how my thread originally about a crooked penis ended in Twinkie talk???? my powerful influence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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