Ronin Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Post yours.It is impossible to lick your elbow. A shrimp's heart is in its head. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Rats and horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Cat's urine glows under a black-light. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 and yes, when I first read this... I tried to lick my elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-jay® Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by roninmess and yes, when I first read this... I tried to lick my elbow. But can you touch your elbows together? I can't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by o-jay® But can you touch your elbows together? I can't! Talk about inflexibility.Can you touch your hands behind your back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-jay® Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by djjonstephen Talk about inflexibility.Can you touch your hands behind your back? Yes, I can, but most people can't touch their elbows together--it's not just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by djjonstephen Talk about inflexibility.Can you touch your hands behind your back? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airatomic Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 fuck i am one of those 75% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 yes but i know someone who can lick their elbow!!! i forgot who it was though but they showed me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airatomic Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by trancerxn112 yes but i know someone who can lick their elbow!!! i forgot who it was though but they showed me!!! u're coolnext time i see u at a club, can i say "hi" to u? pretty plz? i wanna be cool just like u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 eat my glowstick fucker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airatomic Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by trancerxn112 eat my glowstick fucker... wait u mean u got a glowstick fucker?like a person who fucks u with a glowstick?if u do, how would i eat him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.^^ what if they roll over on their back and look straight ahead?The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.^^ i couldn't even READ it out loud Once.If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.^^ i should have been dead a loooong time ago, then.23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.^^ HAHAHAAHA!!!In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.^^ ick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by thehacker It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.^^ what if they roll over on their back and look straight ahead? They'd still be looking straight ahead, not up. If it could get to sit on it's tail it would, but its impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by roninmess In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-jay® Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by linabina It's just protein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keough Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I thought i could lick my elbow, , i dont like eating bugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by roninmess and yes, when I first read this... I tried to lick my elbow. that was the first thing i did as well.. i never noticed i couldnt do that.. (but then again what the hell would make me even think about licking my elbow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by keough I thought i could lick my elbow, , i dont like eating bugs i looooooove to eat bugs.. larry and steven had some on them friday night... they taste like chicken! "cats urine glows under a black light".. so i can keep it in cans, make glow sticks and sell them??? would anyone but glowsticks from me?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by bebby6919 i looooooove to eat bugs.. larry and steven had some on them friday night... they taste like chicken! "cats urine glows under a black light".. so i can keep it in cans, make glow sticks and sell them??? would anyone but glowsticks from me?!?!?! You are a strange child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bebby Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by roninmess You are a strange child. Im not strange!!! Im special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by bebby6919 Im not strange!!! Im special! Special educated.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by o-jay® Yes, I can, but most people can't touch their elbows together--it's not just me. people that work out usually have a problem doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicinfusion Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by roninmess and yes, when I first read this... I tried to lick my elbow. Sorry to bust your balls .. but I think this is too old ...Its already on THE HUMOR board since few months!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by o-jay® But can you touch your elbows together? I can't! Hm I can...y wouldn't anyone be able to.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Originally posted by totallytrance Hm I can...y wouldn't anyone be able to.. ppl with a lot of muscle in their chest and arms can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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