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Have Sex with Me!!!

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I got this in an email.. pretty spooky:

Grab a calculator.

Between 1 and 9, how many times do you want to have sex with me this week?

Double your number and add 5, to be realistic.

Multiply by 50 cuz I'm so damn cute.

If you've already had your birthday this year, add 1752.

If you haven't had your birthday this year, add 1751.

Subtract the year you were born from this number.

The first number is how many times you said you wanted to fuck me and the last 2 numbers are your age.

Pretty cool huh?!!

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It didnt work for me on one thing. I tried the number one...doubled it, that made two. Add 5, that makes 7. Multiply 7 times 50 and that made 350. I added that to the 1751 because I haven't had my birthday (it's march 26th) and I ended up getting 2101. Now the last two numbers are right...the number I picked wuz 01, but I'm not 21 years old, I'm 23. So....I dont know what that means...but there ya go. Much luv to all~ Kev :)

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Hey, did I mention I'm a moron yet? Yeah, we did some testing and the results are conclusive...I'm a grade A dumbass. I was an English major, so my math skills are a lil sh*tty, k? Still got much luv tho- Kev :)

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