t0nythelover Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 While counting his change Squeegeeman notices something on the floor. Its someones drivers license. It belonged to a Mr. Jasskok. Squeegeeman thought he better return it and walked to the address on the license. "Grumble grumble grumble" went Squeegeeman's stomach so he decided to get some food at the Wendys on first ave and 68th. "I'd like a cup of chili, the older the better" he asked to which the clerk replied "Well today is tuesday so the chili is 25 cents cuz we make it everywednesday, oh do you want a senior discount, all you have to do is show me some i.d." "hmmm...should i pretend to be Mr. Hugh Jasskok to get this discount?" Well he did, and he ate the chili, and he got the runs too (what do you expect after eating six day old chili?) He then walked down to the Lennox Hill Old People Center, the address of Mr. Jasskok. The nurses said "Oh my god Hugh is back!" They quickly ran up and told Squeegeeman to wash up, shave and change his clothes. After changing into some waist high khakis and an old La Coste shirt (short sleeved white polo shirt with the green allegator patch.) "Wow what a coincedence, I look just like this guy" and he decided to play it up to get food and place to sleep where the elves won't poke him in his sleep. "I can't beleive Hugh is back. Hes been missing for 3 weeks wandering the streets with this squeegee apparantly." said the short thin white doctor who was wearing a caffeine shirt. "Funny how hes had so much sex on the streets, and I feel guilty hitting on girls in the library." The head nurse remembered Hugh quite well and decided to visit his room. "Hello Hugh, I'm here with your medication" said the nurse who had long blond hair and kinda looked like britney spears. He simply thanked her and looked at his toothbrush, then he smelled it. "You don't remember me do you?" she asked while closing the door. "No, why do you know me?" he asked while smelling his toothbrush. "Of course I do, I missed you Hugh. And I missed your Manwhich." "What?!" said squeegeeman, shockingly realizing he had stuck his toothbrush in his anus about a minute before. "Well Hugh you escaped and stopped taking your medecine. You forgot who you were." Then everything started to fit into place. The Manwhich slowly found its way deep inside the young busty nurse. "Oh yeah" she moaned as Squeegeeman thought "This is weird. So I really am this guy Hugh Jasskok" while he pumped it in her ass. Then one of the male nurses walked in. He was six four, irish, real pale and real drunk. "What the fuck are you doing?" he screamed as he looked on in horror. Then he pulled off his shirt exposing his thin frame and said "This is how you fuck, you fuckstick."..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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