t0nythelover Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 While counting his change Squeegeeman notices something on the floor. Its someones drivers license. It belonged to a Mr. Jasskok. Squeegeeman thought he better return it and walked to the address on the license. "Grumble grumble grumble" went Squeegeeman's stomach so he decided to get some food at the Wendys on first ave and 68th. "I'd like a cup of chili, the older the better" he asked to which the clerk replied "Well today is tuesday so the chili is 25 cents cuz we make it everywednesday, oh do you want a senior discount, all you have to do is show me some i.d." "hmmm...should i pretend to be Mr. Hugh Jasskok to get this discount?" Well he did, and he ate the chili, and he got the runs too (what do you expect after eating six day old chili?) He then walked down to the Lennox Hill Old People Center, the address of Mr. Jasskok. The nurses said "Oh my god Hugh is back!" They quickly ran up and told Squeegeeman to wash up, shave and change his clothes. After changing into some waist high khakis and an old La Coste shirt (short sleeved white polo shirt with the green allegator patch.) "Wow what a coincedence, I look just like this guy" and he decided to play it up to get food and place to sleep where the elves won't poke him in his sleep. "I can't beleive Hugh is back. Hes been missing for 3 weeks wandering the streets with this squeegee apparantly." said the short thin white doctor who was wearing a caffeine shirt. "Funny how hes had so much sex on the streets, and I feel guilty hitting on girls in the library." The head nurse remembered Hugh quite well and decided to visit his room. "Hello Hugh, I'm here with your medication" said the nurse who had long blond hair and kinda looked like britney spears. He simply thanked her and looked at his toothbrush, then he smelled it. "You don't remember me do you?" she asked while closing the door. "No, why do you know me?" he asked while smelling his toothbrush. "Of course I do, I missed you Hugh. And I missed your Manwhich." "What?!" said squeegeeman, shockingly realizing he had stuck his toothbrush in his anus about a minute before. "Well Hugh you escaped and stopped taking your medecine. You forgot who you were." Then everything started to fit into place. The Manwhich slowly found its way deep inside the young busty nurse. "Oh yeah" she moaned as Squeegeeman thought "This is weird. So I really am this guy Hugh Jasskok" while he pumped it in her ass. Then one of the male nurses walked in. He was six four, irish, real pale and real drunk. "What the fuck are you doing?" he screamed as he looked on in horror. Then he pulled off his shirt exposing his thin frame and said "This is how you fuck, you fuckstick."..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 OMFG HAHAHAHAHASO FUCKING TWISTED LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f0xyminx Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by t0nythelover Then everything started to fit into place. The Manwhich slowly found its way deep inside the young busty nurse. "are we not gonna call cock, the manwhich:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: :laugh: t0nythegAyl0ver you are a sick fuckstick hahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by t0nythelover Then one of the male nurses walked in. He was six four, irish, real pale and real drunk. "What the fuck are you doing?" he screamed as he looked on in horror. Then he pulled off his shirt exposing his thin frame and said "This is how you fuck, you fuckstick."..... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 ...then the thin male nurse walked in front of the beast with two backs. the female nurse couldnt wait for more cock. she quickly undid the male nurses drawstring pants and grabbed his throbbing girth. but he had a strange birthmark on it. "dude, why does your cock look like mikhail gorbechov?" said squeegeeman. "i dunno shut your fucking faceeee garble garble" said the male nurse as he started slurring his words. "im standing here holding my cock, your fucking the nurse, and im wondering where the fuck are the midgets?" the female nurse started sucking the male nurses cock while she was getting fucked from behind by squeegeeman. after a few minutes there was cum flying and hips breaking. apparantly the door opened and all the old people were watching and started getting it on too. "holy shit, i didnt know grandma moses could suck a dick like that!" exclaimed the male nurse. one of the other male nurses walked in and said "ok guys i have some lunch. i brought gyros today" and then he saw what was going on and thought "just what ive been waiting for" then said "ok grandma time to lick some ass" as he ferociously took a bite out of his gyro. old man jones took out his secret stash of viagra, the one he used at night while watching spice and masturbating. thats when all hell broke loose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 OMFG AHAHHHAHAHAHAGyRO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 ....another one of your attempted romance novels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by sassa ....another one of your attempted romance novels? my attempt at making people smile:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 :laugh: :laugh: well since its obvious that im this "thin male" you speak of lolol do i really curse THAT much??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 only when your doublefisting, jk. no really though i just watched dogma and threw in bit of jay in there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by t0nythelover ..."ok guys i have some lunch. i brought gyros today" and then he saw what was going on and thought "just what ive been waiting for" then said "ok grandma time to lick some ass" as he ferociously took a bite out of his gyro. ROTFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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